One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores". The boy groans, but then goes out to do his work. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig.

When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?" asks the little boy. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!"

Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"

2007-02-08 05:56:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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I missed Lost last night! What happened?

I had to timer set because it starts so late now, and accidently taped the wrong channel. So frustrating! If you miss one episode of this show, its best to just stop watching, so I'm thinking maybe we should just give it up. That's the one show the whole family watch together, so its basically wasted for us now anyway. Kinda annoying to have to timer set every week because its on so late, and not only do we have a kid who has to get to bed for school, we have to get up for work. Anyway, anybody know if they'll be rerunning it soon?

2007-02-08 05:56:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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What's the strangest message you've gotten from a fortune cookie?

2007-02-08 05:56:24 · 17 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

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How many times does an average person go to movies per year?

This means any theather around the world.

2007-02-08 05:56:15 · 10 answers · asked by movie_freak091 2 in Movies

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What's the first thing that pops into your mind?

2007-02-08 05:56:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever slipped in the shower?

2007-02-08 05:56:03 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Home made or store bought Valentines, which do you enjoy most?

2007-02-08 05:55:54 · 6 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Worst flavor for cake icing?

2007-02-08 05:55:45 · 15 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

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can anyone tell what happens in the last episode of angel?

i've been watching angel on sci fi channel, but never seem to get to the last episode before they start to repeat from number one again please help

2007-02-08 05:55:33 · 5 answers · asked by A G 1 in Television

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Who is your favorite band member in AFI?

I love Jade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-02-08 05:55:17 · 9 answers · asked by with The Vicious 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What relation is a doorstep to a doormat?

2007-02-08 05:54:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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AM I SO wrong.......?

to eat all the charms out of the Lucky Charm cereal??!! I mean my husband hates when I do that but I don't like the cereal just the charms - so what is his problem with just eating lucky cereal without the frickin charms????!!!! lol

2007-02-08 05:54:48 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What's The Devil's surname?

2007-02-08 05:54:38 · 18 answers · asked by Rhapsody 5 in Polls & Surveys

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new rap songs out that r good??

2007-02-08 05:54:35 · 5 answers · asked by luc_91_18 1 in Music

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