Entertainment & Music - 7 February 2007

The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it -- including the rabbit -- and make no apologies. "The rabbit had it coming."

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."

2007-02-07 06:15:45 · 10 answers · asked by scott d 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Platinum, gold, a Mercedes, or Metallica?

2007-02-07 06:15:07 · 12 answers · asked by croato87 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have received two Southern Living Magazines that I did not order. After the first one the bill came. I wrote on the bill "CANCEL PLEASE! Then I put a note in the envelope explain the situation and asking them to cancel. But I still am getting it. What can I do?

2007-02-07 06:14:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

I fed a stray cat a bit ago some canned salmon and now my kitchen smells to high heaven.
I couldn't help it though...the poor little girl has a bob tail and looks so helpless outside...plus she has 2 kittens.... :-(

2007-02-07 06:14:32 · 17 answers · asked by vegetable soup 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 06:14:27 · 30 answers · asked by Dumpster Diver aka "DD" 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 06:14:09 · 4 answers · asked by jadakisser 1 in Music

What happens if the woman chops off your peter or she cheats on you?

2007-02-07 06:13:46 · 6 answers · asked by God's_gift_2_women 1 in Polls & Surveys

What are they trying to say?

2007-02-07 06:13:41 · 2 answers · asked by malcolmg 6 in Music

i live in england & absolutely love the show 'Judge Judy'..its so fascinating...a judge in england couldnt get away with the way she speaks...its great! is this show still running in america? we get re-runs in england...and i hope that there is more to come.

i work long hours....dash home..sort the laundry...watch Judge Judy..THEN do dinner...husband & kids think i am nuts...any fans out there??

2007-02-07 06:13:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

who ur friends are?

2007-02-07 06:13:06 · 17 answers · asked by kimmycat 4 in Polls & Surveys

I will give 10 points to the person who tells me the best joke. Joke will be rated on how creative it is, how hard it makes me laugh, and on how many people I can tell it to!

Now, tell me something funny!

2007-02-07 06:12:59 · 18 answers · asked by Brandi N 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I read in the paper today that tom king was actually murdered by his secret mistress (who is going to be played by linda lusadi) and his fortune is going to be left to the secret daughter he has with her?
Does anyone know how true this is - and if it is, is anyoe else disgusted with ITV for creating a completely non-obvious story line after creating such a drama round it, i.e. the who killed tom king web game thingy - when no one would actually be able to solve it?

2007-02-07 06:12:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-02-07 06:12:44 · 6 answers · asked by Handy Leatherette 5 in Movies

then where can i see it...?? plz dont answer if you are just gonna give an opinion about sylvia or about what she does.. i want to 'know' if she has done it yet.?? thanx

2007-02-07 06:12:03 · 4 answers · asked by LoVeLy 3 in Television

2007-02-07 06:11:42 · 20 answers · asked by Dumpster Diver aka "DD" 2 in Polls & Surveys

I got a violation today...That makes 2! I read the guidelines and it has nothing about telling ppl it's ur b-day (have to be careful here).. All I wanted was a simple h**B++

Vote, Vote, Vote....

Stay or go???????????????????????

2007-02-07 06:11:36 · 12 answers · asked by gone from here too 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 06:11:31 · 10 answers · asked by ~LAX Mom~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 06:11:24 · 10 answers · asked by Freesumpin 7 in Polls & Surveys

I haven't, other than squirrels and birds. For some reason, animals trust me and will eat out of my hand, and I used to have this squirrel (Rodney) who would come up to me in Audubon Park back at Uni, who would eat whatever I fed him....Rodney had a bald spot on the side of his head, so I know it was the same little guy day after day.
As scary and wild as squirrels and birds are, I'd really like to hand feed a Great White Shark. That might be pretty cool.

2007-02-07 06:10:22 · 27 answers · asked by vegetable soup 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 06:09:45 · 9 answers · asked by Brian 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-07 06:09:21 · 13 answers · asked by Kaori E 1 in Horoscopes

2007-02-07 06:09:20 · 7 answers · asked by Bombshell 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 06:09:15 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 06:09:11 · 15 answers · asked by Bistro 7 in Polls & Surveys

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."

Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.

2007-02-07 06:09:07 · 21 answers · asked by jamie 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i told them that that have the wrong number and the keep calling back. dailing the same number again and again doesn't make it the right number

2007-02-07 06:08:08 · 18 answers · asked by mrs. smutty aka sodachix 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 06:08:00 · 8 answers · asked by vengiem 1 in Music

I love the song Far Away by Nickelback and I just wanted some other opinions about what it means because I'm doing a song analysis of it for a school project. Any help would be appreciated.

Find the lyrics here: http://lyrics.astraweb.com/display/245/nickelback..all_the_right_reasons..far_away.html

2007-02-07 06:07:46 · 7 answers · asked by Shelby Lynn 2 in Music

are they on you tube [[full episodes]]

2007-02-07 06:07:34 · 7 answers · asked by amanda v 1 in Television

it's says "we can make sandwiches"...you can be the bun, and I can be the burger girl, I know you want to do it...

2007-02-07 06:07:19 · 2 answers · asked by angelic1302 3 in Music