A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.
2007-02-07 06:09:07 · 21 answers · asked by jamie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol...Very good
2007-02-07 06:12:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good, keep up the blond jokes. I might just post a few myself.
Give this an 8.
2007-02-07 09:00:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Coming from a blonde who has heard them all at least 10 times but not this one!
2007-02-07 06:55:03 · answer #3 · answered by COblonde 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your Joke though very very funny is shockingly so un PC victimising poor blondes like this. You should follow more generalised formulas to dissipate any fury engendered in the gentler of our species, for example
How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to do the washing up?
None of course, its women’s work!
2007-02-10 00:14:15 · answer #4 · answered by Cool Breeze 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Loved it! havn`t heard this one.
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-07 10:35:47 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this on here before but its still funny lol
2007-02-10 11:31:07 · answer #6 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-02-07 06:12:51 · answer #7 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why can't you tell blondes knock knock jokes?
cos they always answer the door
2007-02-07 06:12:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was funny the firsttime I heard it two years ago!!
2007-02-07 06:13:22 · answer #9 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol pretty good! 7/10
2007-02-07 06:13:09 · answer #10 · answered by starry_eyez70 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋