The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it -- including the rabbit -- and make no apologies. "The rabbit had it coming."
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
2007-02-07 06:15:45 · 10 answers · asked by scott d 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one.
2007-02-07 06:17:52 · answer #1 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny! AT ALL!!! I happen to love FBI and CIA agents
2007-02-07 15:30:18 · answer #2 · answered by Steph y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it give it an 8 and star you for sharing.
2007-02-07 17:03:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-02-07 14:19:48 · answer #4 · answered by law woman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best law enforcement is either dictatorship or monarchy.
Capital punishment sucks, all it can do is that they just tell the people not to do things and they do it anyways and the government is not doing anything about it.
2007-02-08 17:24:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny ,but what did you expect out of people who's job is to take candy from babies.....
2007-02-07 14:22:06 · answer #6 · answered by sugar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a really funny joke!!!!!!!!!LOL
WTG bud, that made me laugh for over an hour!!!!!!
2007-02-10 14:31:22 · answer #7 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hyserical!!!!!
2007-02-11 14:22:24 · answer #8 · answered by broken heart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!! LMAO!!!
2007-02-07 14:20:54 · answer #9 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
2007-02-07 14:21:02 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋