Entertainment & Music - 6 February 2007

2007-02-06 02:07:35 · 9 answers · asked by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 02:07:12 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-06 02:07:04 · 5 answers · asked by Douglas T 2 in Television

I apologise if they were obvious, but I was just so bored watching it because personally I found the movie crap compared to the book.

2007-02-06 02:07:03 · 6 answers · asked by Aaron Smith 2 in Movies

HOLY crap! Could you believe he is her father???? That means Peter is her uncle!! THAT'S JUST PLAIN CRAZY! What about the new mom who can do fire? Talk talk!

2007-02-06 02:06:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to lose weight? He tried the Scarsdale diet, the Navy diet, Weight Watchers, and many more. None worked. One day, he was reading the Washington Post when he noticed a small ad which read:

Lose weight

Only $1.00 a pound

Call (202) 208-0238

The man decided to give it a try and called the number. A voice on the other end asked, 'How much weight do you want to lose?', to which the man responded, 'Ten pounds.' The voice replied, 'Very well, give me your credit card number and we'll have a representative over to your house in the morning.'

About 9:00 am the next morning the man gets a knock on the door. There stood a beautiful redheaded woman, completely naked except for a sign around her neck stating, 'If you catch me, you can have me'.

Well, the hefty fellow chased her upstairs, downstairs, over sofas, through the kitchen, all around the house. Finally, panting and wheezing like a dog, he did catch her. When he was through enjoying himself, she said, 'Quick, go into the bathroom and weigh yourself!'. He did just that and was amazed to find that he had lost ten pounds, right to the ounce!

That evening he called the number again. The voice on the other end asked, 'How much weight do you want to lose?', to which the somewhat less overweight man replied, 'Twenty pounds.'.

'Very well', the voice on the phone told him, 'Give me your credit card number and we'll have a representative over to your house in the morning.'

At about 8:00 am the next morning the man receives a knock on the door. When he opens the door he sees a beautiful blond dressed only in track shoes and a sign around her neck stating 'If you catch me, you can have me'. The chase took a good while longer this time and the man nearly passed out, but he finally did catch her. When he was through she told him, 'Quick, run into the bathroom and weigh yourself!' He ran to the bathroom and found he had lost another 20 pounds!

'This is fantastic!', he thought to himself. Later that evening he called the number again and the voice at the other end asked, 'How much weight do you want to lose?'. 'Fifty pounds!', the man exclaimed. 'Fifty pounds?', the voice asked. 'That's an awful lot of weight to lose at one time.' The man replied, 'Listen buddy, here's my credit card number, you just have your representative over here in the morning!', and he hung up the phone.

About 6:00 am the next morning the man gets out of bed, splashes on some cologne and gets all ready for the next representative. At about 7:00 am he gets a knock on the door. When he opens the door, he sees this large gorilla with a sign around his neck stating,

'If I catch you, I'm going to scrxw you'

2007-02-06 02:06:47 · 27 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-06 02:06:26 · 5 answers · asked by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 in Polls & Surveys

I do that a lot, I love it.

2007-02-06 02:06:00 · 67 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a hostage situation?

2007-02-06 02:05:24 · 8 answers · asked by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 in Polls & Surveys

Seriously, what is it?

2007-02-06 02:05:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 02:04:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Lacuna Coil here...

2007-02-06 02:03:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 02:03:16 · 18 answers · asked by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 02:02:59 · 22 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

My husband and i were watching Heroes last night and we've just started watching the show. Who's Nathan and is he an important man in the show? I'd really like to know. I'm confused about who he is since we haven't been watching the show that much. Can someone explain to me who he is? Thanks for your answers in advance.

2007-02-06 02:02:59 · 4 answers · asked by Irish Girl 5 in Television

i'm not... i'm way too lame for that...

2007-02-06 02:02:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so can I have a few examples? Thanks

2007-02-06 02:02:49 · 6 answers · asked by ??? 2 in Other - Entertainment

what would you be doing?

2007-02-06 02:02:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I remember this song from school but who sang it?

2007-02-06 02:02:40 · 10 answers · asked by Vernix Lanugo 3 in Music

I wanna download the latest Rain's album that called Rain's World. Can you guys tell me where are the sites that I can download it for free??T.Q.!!

2007-02-06 02:02:34 · 3 answers · asked by Amily 3 in Music

A redneck's trying to become a naturalist. First, he decides to study the flea. He takes a flea and puts it on a white piece of paper and yells: "JUMP!"

The flea jumps, so the redneck cuts his legs off.

"JUMP!", he yells. But this time the flea doesn't jump.

Pleased with himself, the redneck writes in his entry book: "After having his legs cut off, the flea became deaf."

2007-02-06 02:02:05 · 19 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-06 02:02:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

tell it here ...

2007-02-06 02:01:31 · 8 answers · asked by Your Angel 6 in Polls & Surveys

I text more than I talk, so I always waste minutes and they don't rollover.

2007-02-06 02:01:31 · 12 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 02:01:14 · 42 answers · asked by Pitchow! 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 02:01:13 · 10 answers · asked by B0FF0 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 02:01:12 · 6 answers · asked by marcie 1 in Music

This is her first guitar.

2007-02-06 02:00:44 · 6 answers · asked by spot 5 in Music

Well im new to yahoo 360 and i just wana no a few things about it. Like how many people use it compared to myspace or bebo? What do you like about 360?

2007-02-06 02:00:14 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 02:00:06 · 14 answers · asked by B0FF0 2 in Polls & Surveys