A redneck's trying to become a naturalist. First, he decides to study the flea. He takes a flea and puts it on a white piece of paper and yells: "JUMP!"
The flea jumps, so the redneck cuts his legs off.
"JUMP!", he yells. But this time the flea doesn't jump.
Pleased with himself, the redneck writes in his entry book: "After having his legs cut off, the flea became deaf."
2007-02-06 02:02:05 · 19 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is a very cute joke. Ima tell my grandaddy when he gets home from work. thanks
2007-02-06 02:16:22 · answer #1 · answered by jdnsmama1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2007-02-06 04:19:24 · answer #2 · answered by singledad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2007-02-06 02:25:53 · answer #3 · answered by tobybites 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-02-06 02:30:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like that one
10/10
2007-02-06 02:30:34 · answer #5 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheheh!! Now that's funny!!
2007-02-06 02:05:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-02-06 02:32:22 · answer #7 · answered by I love Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao yeah that was good
2007-02-06 02:34:47 · answer #8 · answered by Tiger18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahaah!!!! GOOD ONE!!!!! now can i have 10 points??
2007-02-06 02:07:23 · answer #9 · answered by I♥V-BALL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok that was different, not too funny though.
2007-02-06 02:04:52 · answer #10 · answered by oh_what_a_wabbit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋