Entertainment & Music - 4 February 2007

bone idle...

dont hate me

2007-02-04 23:05:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-04 23:05:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-04 23:05:31 · 2 answers · asked by the idiot down the road 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-04 23:05:00 · 20 answers · asked by the idiot down the road 4 in Polls & Surveys

at with the CIA

they both take all the tests and are both equally matched for the job so they get taken off to the final test

the first woman is taken to a room, she is handed a gun and told that she must go inside and shoot the person in the room

she agrees, when she goes into the room she sees her husband sitting on the chair, to which she breaks down into tears and protests that she cant do it,

the CIA guy thanks her for her time but tells her she has failed the final test

the second woman is handed the same gun, told the same thing and goes into the room

she sees her husband sitting there

the man standing out side hears a lot of screaming and shouting things breaking then all of a sudden it goes silent

he goes into the room and asks the woman what happend

well, said the woman, that bloody gun you gave me wasn't loaded so i had to beat him to death with the chair instead

2007-02-04 23:01:59 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i drove all niiiiight to get to you

2007-02-04 23:01:24 · 14 answers · asked by sillyfatelephant 2 in Music

The first memory I have of her is being on shooting stars, what did she do before this?

Thanks

2007-02-04 23:00:37 · 29 answers · asked by Phil 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-04 23:00:35 · 11 answers · asked by Natashya K 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-04 23:00:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-04 23:00:15 · 11 answers · asked by cutie 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-04 22:59:08 · 10 answers · asked by zxcv 3 in Movies

2007-02-04 22:58:05 · 22 answers · asked by Mrs. Shrek 5 in Polls & Surveys

any aussie chick in melbourne for dating?? email me

2007-02-04 22:55:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he
Passes a little math test..
"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Withouta numbers?" the Italian says, "Dat is easy." And he proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Italian.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the
>same rules, but this time the number is 99." "The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a dirty smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that
To represent 99?"
"Each of DA trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire
This Italian, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again
And he makes a little poop mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
(You're going to love this one!!!)

>The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each
>tree and says, "A little dog came along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, dat make one hundred. So, when I start?"

2007-02-04 22:54:20 · 4 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-04 22:54:14 · 7 answers · asked by Wildamberhoney 6 in Celebrities

Did any of them stand out for you?

2007-02-04 22:54:11 · 9 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

why cat i get my 360 link and my display pic to show up???

2007-02-04 22:53:32 · 10 answers · asked by Bobby The Wolf 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-04 22:52:02 · 27 answers · asked by Michelle *The Truth Hurts 6 in Polls & Surveys

rocky horror
or
anchor man

2007-02-04 22:51:32 · 12 answers · asked by jade p 1 in Movies

The only lyrics I know is "Lately I have been searching trying to escape it's all I ever think about" It's a kinda slow song

2007-02-04 22:51:23 · 5 answers · asked by riro_93 1 in Music

No racist comments please, just sensible answers!

2007-02-04 22:50:56 · 13 answers · asked by shayna barby 2 in Celebrities

2007-02-04 22:50:30 · 20 answers · asked by long_luscious_lashes 3 in Television

2007-02-04 22:50:26 · 27 answers · asked by Marble Magic 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-04 22:47:18 · 13 answers · asked by Wildamberhoney 6 in Music

or you can tell me a place where i can get them.
thank you.

2007-02-04 22:47:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-04 22:46:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"

The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."

The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."

Ouch!

2007-02-04 22:46:33 · 18 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

"Yes" says the woman.

"Did you hit him with that golf club?" "Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.

"How many times did you hit him?" replies the officer

"I don't know, six, maybe seven times.....just put me down for a five."

2007-02-04 22:44:55 · 15 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

the clue is "motherless animal turns blue". the answer is a 4 letter word and the first person who answers correctly gets 10 points.

2007-02-04 22:44:43 · 9 answers · asked by luck fest 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I missed last nights episode (4/2/07) and want to know what happened so i can watch tonights episode!! Thanks!!

2007-02-04 22:44:10 · 6 answers · asked by LESLEY-ANNE M 2 in Television