A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."
The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Ouch!
2007-02-04 22:46:33 · 18 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good come back Jay A..........as an extra....get a life jazzdrumm!!
2007-02-05 00:42:07 · answer #1 · answered by the old dog 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
4/10
2007-02-05 06:52:34 · answer #2 · answered by Merovingian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2007-02-05 06:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a big difference to being funny and being offensive. Even though I'm not "fat" by society's standards, I don't judge by anyone's outer appearance, it's what's inside that counts, and there could be reasons somebody is "fat" by your own standards. BTW, I weighed 148 pounds BEFORE going into the Navy in 1992, when I got out in 1996, I weighed 250 pounds, a big difference. Contributions include: all fatty foods served to us (except cold cereal, toast, and the salad bar), and being too lazy on my own part to exercise properly. No one to blame but myself there, no matter what I eat, I still could've exercised properly, and lost the weight, I was just simply too lazy to do so. Unless you are perfect in every single way, you probably have no room to speak yourself. Someone can just as easily judge you.
2007-02-05 06:53:33 · answer #4 · answered by jazzdrummerdave 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋
That wasn't the guy's comeback, it was;
Spose a fukk's outta the question then!
2007-02-05 06:58:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Ow! didn't see that coming!
2007-02-05 07:11:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a real Ouch!...lmao~
2007-02-05 06:53:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-05 07:10:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That lady had it coming.
2007-02-05 06:49:30 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha nice one
2007-02-05 07:02:54 · answer #10 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋