2 women go for a job?

Question

at with the CIA

they both take all the tests and are both equally matched for the job so they get taken off to the final test

the first woman is taken to a room, she is handed a gun and told that she must go inside and shoot the person in the room

she agrees, when she goes into the room she sees her husband sitting on the chair, to which she breaks down into tears and protests that she cant do it,

the CIA guy thanks her for her time but tells her she has failed the final test

the second woman is handed the same gun, told the same thing and goes into the room

she sees her husband sitting there

the man standing out side hears a lot of screaming and shouting things breaking then all of a sudden it goes silent

he goes into the room and asks the woman what happend

well, said the woman, that bloody gun you gave me wasn't loaded so i had to beat him to death with the chair instead

Answer 1

I like a woman who can improvise.

Answer 2

I thought you were going to say - both equal in every way, but one had much bigger breasts - guess who got the job?

But seriously, I've heard your joke before but it is a good one. It did make me smile - it is cynical but it works!

Thank you!

Answer 3

lol dat reminded me of this 1.
Three women went for a job. who got it?
The one with the big **** obivously!!

Answer 4

Jobs undertaken with assistance from women human beings in the course of the war protected: •mechanics •engineers •Tank drivers •progression ships •operating in factories - making bombs and airplane factors •Air raid wardens •using fireplace engines •Plumbers •Ambulance drivers •WRVS volunteers •Nurses women human beings were required with assistance from the authorities to paintings. at first, merely unmarried women human beings elderly 20-30 were referred to as up, yet with assistance from mid-1943, merely about ninety in step with cent of unmarried women human beings and 80 in step with cent of married women human beings were operating in factories, on the land or contained in the defense force. huge numbers of ladies human beings were in touch contained in the war attempt and many joined the defense force even even with the actuality that they did no longer ought to: •640,000 contained in the defense force; •fifty 5,000 serving with guns and providing necessary air defence; •80,000 thousand contained in the Land military; •plus many extra who flew unarmed airplane, drove ambulances, worked as nurses and worked in the back of enemy lines contained in the european resistance.

Answer 5

I've heard this joke before, but. it is a good one. It did make me smile - lmao

Answer 6

LOL, i heard this one before, but its about 3 miami police:P

Answer 7

Lol. Good one

Answer 8

hahhaa. very funni. 8/10

Answer 9

2 women, job, wow im not reading the rest cos it wud ruin the image in my head!

Answer 10

oh dear x av a star