Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes" says the woman.
"Did you hit him with that golf club?" "Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?" replies the officer
"I don't know, six, maybe seven times.....just put me down for a five."
2007-02-04 22:44:55 · 15 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny..very funny...very very funny.............thats it!! not going further!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-04 22:55:42 · answer #1 · answered by SammyK ♥ Brett Lee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha so funny 9/10
2007-02-05 08:52:41 · answer #2 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bogey. Who marked the polices card...?
2007-02-05 06:49:28 · answer #3 · answered by Merovingian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
6 out of 10
kby.
2007-02-05 06:54:40 · answer #4 · answered by kennyboy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like an eagle
2007-02-05 07:22:53 · answer #5 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
i'm going to pinch this, tell people in the office it and claim it as my own!
2007-02-05 06:56:21 · answer #6 · answered by waters8t4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-05 07:10:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny :)
2007-02-05 06:48:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-05 07:04:10 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha..... the FUNNIEST joke ever heard! 0/10
2007-02-05 07:12:18 · answer #10 · answered by GollumAnderson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's so funny!!!>>>lol
2007-02-05 08:00:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋