Entertainment & Music - 1 February 2007

Is anyone watching Dr. Phil right now? Is there an actual "right" answer for this man to make? I don't know why he even went on the show or why Dr. Phil would allow this show to go on.

2007-02-01 07:55:09 · 2 answers · asked by Lil Miss Answershine 7 in Television

2007-02-01 07:55:00 · 5 answers · asked by Fresh 1 in Music

Girls on Fire
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.

The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH the firemen yank the blanket away...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.

"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.

"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"

"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"

"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.

No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Look," the Blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it . . ."

2007-02-01 07:54:48 · 21 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

if you have tickets for the grammy awards, what does this include?

2007-02-01 07:54:45 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I have sympathy for everyone, not just people who can relate. I'm very stingy with sympathy because pretty much everyone i've given it to turned it into this constant thing for more attention and sympathy...♥

2007-02-01 07:54:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 07:54:37 · 15 answers · asked by abukhalaf88 3 in Movies

.......the shirt/tie combo he is wearing today makes him look like the biggest DOUCHEBAG in the world?

2007-02-01 07:54:27 · 7 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

BOB SAGAT!!!

2007-02-01 07:54:21 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Hi. I have a friend with a recording studio and i would like to record some songs. It is just for personal use, not for selling (eg, to give to my grandma lol!). so, i was just wondering if i record a song by someone else do i need to get their permission? I'm not a song writer, but i'd like to record some other peoples songs, just me and a piano. Is it illegal even if i'm not selling them or anything?

2007-02-01 07:54:00 · 4 answers · asked by havinfun 3 in Music

2007-02-01 07:53:26 · 3 answers · asked by Kate M 4 in Television

Which is the better show and why!?

2007-02-01 07:53:13 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Anyone know how many Inuyasha series there are? And if so where can I get ahold of the full series? Im looking for it english, like the one on adult swim. I know about Ebay.. but any other place. About how much money will I will be looking into? I need to know from start to finish. Thanks a lot!!!!

2007-02-01 07:53:12 · 1 answers · asked by Jessica B 4 in Television

2007-02-01 07:53:11 · 42 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is it me, or are we being spammed by unicef? Isn't this against community guidelines? Whether it is a charitable organization or not, an advertisement is still an advertisement.

2007-02-01 07:53:04 · 4 answers · asked by Jack S 5 in Polls & Surveys

shades or blinds?

2007-02-01 07:52:56 · 17 answers · asked by kimmycat 4 in Polls & Surveys

what would you call the magazine and why?

2007-02-01 07:52:46 · 1 answers · asked by purple__penguin 2 in Magazines

2007-02-01 07:52:31 · 2 answers · asked by abukhalaf88 3 in Music

2007-02-01 07:52:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What's the better medical show, and why?

2007-02-01 07:51:59 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is enacting a year round 3 day weekend policy, anyone got a problem with that?

2007-02-01 07:51:48 · 15 answers · asked by Barman4/6/6 4 in Polls & Surveys

My coworker asked me could I pick up some papers that fell behind her desk and as I went to pick them up my buttocks sneaked a pootie out to my surprise. She didn’t say anything I just handed her the papers and ran to my desk. What should I do? Did I offend her? Do you think she is mad? Should I send her an email with my apologies? This is not the first time I pooted in her presence. Yesterday I pooted also.

2007-02-01 07:51:47 · 20 answers · asked by Sue Sue2 3 in Polls & Surveys

so yeah listen to the song "roses" its really rowdy!

2007-02-01 07:51:39 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Like on Mtv, VH1, BET and Country music stations?

2007-02-01 07:51:34 · 2 answers · asked by myronsteed21 1 in Television

main ingredient in a successful relationship? and why?? these don't have to be serious answers, they can be fun!!! I am looking for an answer that will make me laugh!

2007-02-01 07:51:09 · 36 answers · asked by purple__penguin 2 in Movies

Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters.
In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.
A little old Jap man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice Play a Jazz chord . Play a jazz chord.
Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then
goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes.
When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord". Well and truly p’d off that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability
Stevie says to him from the stage "OK smart ***. You get up here and do it!"
The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike... and starts to sing .....
"A jazz chord to say I ruv you..."

2007-02-01 07:51:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-01 07:50:59 · 17 answers · asked by angelheart 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 07:50:39 · 5 answers · asked by taker_of_souls 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 07:50:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When they don't play any instruments. At least the Monkees pretended to play instruments until they learned how to play them for real.

I think we should sue for false advertising

2007-02-01 07:50:25 · 6 answers · asked by ? 6 in Music

having a good time, and she got to be going a little too fast. So soon she sees a police car behind her with its lights a flashin' and all. She pulls over and the nice policeman tells her she was go a to fast and writes her a ticket. Den da policeman asks
'can I take a look in yer car, Miss?' and Lena replies,
'Och, ya sure, youbetcha!' And she gets out and opens the trunk.
Out jump Ole und Sven, and dey is wearing trench coats, wid nothin' on underneath; they start opening and closin' dem trenchcoats really fast.
Puzzled, the policeman asks Lena,
"what were dem two guys doing in your trunk, and why are they opening and closing their coats like that?" And Lena replies,
"Och, ignore dem, dey're my emergency flashers"

2007-02-01 07:50:16 · 2 answers · asked by wholenote4 4 in Jokes & Riddles