Girls on Fire
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.
The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH the firemen yank the blanket away...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.
"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.
"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"
"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.
Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.
No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"
"Look," the Blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it . . ."
2007-02-01 07:54:48 · 21 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is hilarious!!!lol.lmao!!!!
2007-02-01 07:57:11 · answer #1 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your joke is good but i like this one lol !
Torri goes to see the doctor to ask his advice on a very sensitive matter. "i'm getting married on Saturday to Playground," the distraught Torri starts to cry, "and my husband is convinced i'm a virgin. what he doesn't know is that i lost my virginity years ago. Is there any way i can convince him i am still chaste?"
"Medically, no," the doctor replies. "But i do have a suggestion which may help. On your wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, slide an elastic band around your thigh. When your husband enters you, simply twang the band with your fingers and tell your husband the sound is your hymen snapping."
On the big day, the newlyweds go up to their honeymoon suite. Torri goes into the bathroom and slips the elastic band around ther thigh. The couple then get down to some serious married sex. Just as her husband enters her, Torri snaps the band and moans with what she thinks is a mixture of ecstasy and pain.
"What the hell was that?" her husband cries.
"Oooh," Torri moans. "That must have been my virginity snapping, honey."
"Well," shouts her husband, "snap it back again. It's caught round my bollocks."
2007-02-01 08:09:26 · answer #2 · answered by Angland 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny
2007-02-01 07:58:35 · answer #3 · answered by Sparkles 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2007-02-01 08:02:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeap funny!
2007-02-01 08:00:54 · answer #5 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was hilarious 10
2007-02-01 07:59:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep thats funny poor old blondes
2007-02-01 07:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by kevin s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! that firemans gonna be in a lot of trouble that made me chuckle
2007-02-01 08:12:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice but not hilarious!
2007-02-01 07:57:57 · answer #9 · answered by Roubini 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
typical blond I take it you are not blonde( well natural that is ) only joking hon
2007-02-01 14:11:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I love it =]
2007-02-01 08:18:32 · answer #11 · answered by Nic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋