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My coworker asked me could I pick up some papers that fell behind her desk and as I went to pick them up my buttocks sneaked a pootie out to my surprise. She didn’t say anything I just handed her the papers and ran to my desk. What should I do? Did I offend her? Do you think she is mad? Should I send her an email with my apologies? This is not the first time I pooted in her presence. Yesterday I pooted also.

2007-02-01 07:51:47 · 20 answers · asked by Sue Sue2 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

20 answers

Pooting is a natural part of life. If she is mad at you for pooting then she may as well be mad at you for eating, sleeping, blinking and breathing. Stand up tall and shout "I'm a pooter and damnit, I'm proud of it!"

2007-02-01 07:59:06 · answer #1 · answered by Jimmy H 4 · 1 0

Wel Im sure she is upset matter fact Im positive she jus called me and said dat wen u let out dat "pootie" it smelt as if something had escaped from the gates of hell. she said dat u knocked her into a cold blue...matter fact she is speaking to me from the other side

2007-02-02 00:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by ImOuThEreUdigg!! 3 · 0 0

The releasing of gas,is a normal biological function.You didn't delibertly do it,so no apology is necessary.If she didn't say anything,then you don't.But do watch what you eat.Many foods can cause excessive gas..hope she isn't a smoker,LOL

2007-02-01 08:13:53 · answer #3 · answered by ladybug 4 · 2 0

*Lol!* Cute phrasing. You got some good answers, too. My answer- Why worry about it? Just say, "Excuse me," and pick up some Beano on your way home from work.

2007-02-01 19:20:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sounds like your winning 14 to 0.

2007-02-01 07:55:31 · answer #5 · answered by mjnjtfox 6 · 1 0

get some gasx or beano to help control those poots...and send her an email and say opps sorry!?!?

2007-02-01 08:04:48 · answer #6 · answered by Becky 4 · 0 0

Oh, how embarrasing...you cut the cheese.
Don't worry about it, it's natural. She'll understand. Just tell her you ate a lot of cheese for lunch.

2007-02-01 07:57:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMAO, i hate it when that happens. why should you apologize thats already happened, and sad to say natural. may be try to eat stuff with a little less fiber, or try some beano.

2007-02-01 07:56:15 · answer #8 · answered by madiline_98 3 · 0 0

At My work, We battle each other , It is a whirlwind of rectal exclamations.

2007-02-01 07:56:24 · answer #9 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 0 0

Just tell her you're working on getting it fixed.

2007-02-01 07:55:28 · answer #10 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 1 0

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