Entertainment & Music - 1 February 2007

For a Research Documentary.

2007-02-01 07:36:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-02-01 07:35:53 · 9 answers · asked by crawndawford1 2 in Celebrities

Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side " When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. "I told her, "of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will." Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.
"Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that".
Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
"I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack.
"Exactly," replied Jill. "And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."

2007-02-01 07:35:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm white and fluffy i'm small but can stand tall....I'm hyper indeed and i love to run around trees..... What am I?

2007-02-01 07:35:14 · 5 answers · asked by I love my BmW 1 in Jokes & Riddles

If u went to my high school would u have beaten me up?

I got pushed around all the time by the jocks LOL

2007-02-01 07:34:56 · 24 answers · asked by Venus Mantrap 4 in Polls & Surveys

Ru Paul or Whoopi Goldberg?

2007-02-01 07:33:33 · 24 answers · asked by Rabbit's Girl 2 in Polls & Surveys

Rum shots for everybody and fridays are mandatory miniskirt day... what do you say?

2007-02-01 07:33:20 · 21 answers · asked by Barman4/6/6 4 in Polls & Surveys

....please provide your reasons why

2007-02-01 07:33:18 · 12 answers · asked by Zhughu 2 in Music

i love dogs (that includes men!)

2007-02-01 07:32:55 · 42 answers · asked by michelle d 1 in Polls & Surveys

MINES is space jam when i was little now i like waist deep

2007-02-01 07:32:20 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i'm doing a project for school and i need the meaning of this song?

2007-02-01 07:31:36 · 6 answers · asked by katie s 1 in Music

I believe it's called "The Year Caught on Tape". PLEASE HELP ME FIND IT?

I've already looked on abc's 20/20 website.. I can't seem to find it. Please FIND! I will give best answer for the find.

2007-02-01 07:31:09 · 3 answers · asked by Jason - 1 in Television

2007-02-01 07:31:04 · 25 answers · asked by aronlamerson 3 in Polls & Surveys

R Kelly Trapped In The Closet All of the lyrics

2007-02-01 07:30:29 · 5 answers · asked by Boo21 1 in Music

what is it about the people on this site.this category is JOKES AND RIDDLES. why are we gettting such wierd answers?THERE REALLY ARE SOME NUMBNUTS ON HERE.CHECK MY PROFILE AND SEE WHAT JOKES I HAVE PUT ON TONITE AND READ SOME OF THE ANSWERS wierdos man effin weirdos.

2007-02-01 07:30:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-01 07:30:03 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I heard somewhere about this film thats about a world where there is a division between "designer babies" and naturally concieved ones....dont know a lot else about it but does anyone have any idea what its called?

2007-02-01 07:30:00 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Movies

:P

2007-02-01 07:29:58 · 31 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

mine today told me all this stuff about getting over a painful experience after i fell out with a friend ive been close to for about six years through no fault of my own. it also told me once that 'the power of uranus is pushing you forwards!'

2007-02-01 07:29:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

like what wed side

2007-02-01 07:29:36 · 6 answers · asked by john g 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-01 07:29:21 · 6 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

if so were can I find a schedule???

2007-02-01 07:29:08 · 4 answers · asked by Nick 1 in Music

Bob and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first time hunting, so he was following Bob's lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was in and be quiet.

After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said, "There was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed."

"So then what did make you scream?" Bob asked, exasperated.

"Well," Joe continued, "two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, 'Should we take them home or eat 'em now?'"

2007-02-01 07:29:03 · 15 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

you know like beating them, and not feeding them. Stuff like that.

2007-02-01 07:28:54 · 7 answers · asked by musclenbone 2 in Jokes & Riddles

fill in the blanked word with something other than jumped the funniest responce wins the best answer... and GO!!!

2007-02-01 07:28:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I say,Bring the Astroglide?...

Hmmm?...

Just a poll/survey for fun to toss some points around is all...


C'mon and spill it to me and 333,333 others here,we'll never tell a soul...lmao...


Thank You for Your answers...

2007-02-01 07:28:48 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 07:28:33 · 20 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man decides to become a chicken farmer and so he goes and buys 100 chickens, a week later he returns to buy 100 more saying all the other ones died, the following week he comes back for 100 more saying the last lot had died, when the seller asks how they all keep dying the man says it's ok now i think i was planting them too deep.

2007-02-01 07:28:30 · 9 answers · asked by Loo 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Living a life without any meaning?

2007-02-01 07:28:29 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mountain Dew or Sierra Mist, Sprite or 7 Up

2007-02-01 07:28:26 · 48 answers · asked by Rabbit's Girl 2 in Polls & Surveys