Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side " When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. "I told her, "of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will." Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.
"Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that".
Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
"I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack.
"Exactly," replied Jill. "And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
2007-02-01 07:35:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes makes great sense
2007-02-01 07:37:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best Not-a-Question Ive seen here
2007-02-01 07:40:25 · answer #2 · answered by Clarkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it has two meanings getting in to a girls knickers means to make love to her as well. funny!
2007-02-01 07:38:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it makes about as much sense as thefollowing I sometimes stab the washingmachine with my dogs ear, it doesnt create much of a dent but my god do i love watching his head smash into the metal
2007-02-01 07:38:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hum..yes very funny
2007-02-01 07:41:08 · answer #5 · answered by Silver Fox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes absolutley, makes perfect sense to me toxx
2007-02-01 07:38:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. It makes good sense to me.
2007-02-01 07:38:19 · answer #7 · answered by Mamma angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny funny funny stuff
2007-02-01 07:38:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the best thing i've heard in a long time
good one !!!!
2007-02-01 07:56:40 · answer #9 · answered by stace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Yes it does. And I love it!!
2007-02-01 07:50:07 · answer #10 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋