Bob and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first time hunting, so he was following Bob's lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was in and be quiet.
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said, "There was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed."
"So then what did make you scream?" Bob asked, exasperated.
"Well," Joe continued, "two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, 'Should we take them home or eat 'em now?'"
2007-02-01 07:29:03 · 15 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my friend was drinking water at the time while we were reading this and water came out of her nose she was laughing so hard... hilarious!!!
2007-02-01 07:33:00 · answer #1 · answered by trackstarr59 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When I see you Jay,I always check out your jokes,because I know I will laugh! Your my fav...keep em comin baby.
P.S you also actually know how to spell.
2007-02-01 08:24:46 · answer #2 · answered by 8th wonder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny good one! I would have screamed from the very start!
2007-02-01 07:35:36 · answer #3 · answered by Lo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol beware the squirrels boys!
2007-02-01 07:35:18 · answer #4 · answered by alex w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha-ha!
that was too funny!
Keep 'em comin!
2007-02-01 07:31:57 · answer #5 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2007-02-01 07:34:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.genepool.addr.com/squirrel.html
2007-02-01 07:32:20 · answer #7 · answered by Ðêù§ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha omg that was great!! i love that one :)
keep it up... gimme some more jokes
2007-02-01 07:34:40 · answer #8 · answered by lucky charms ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i'd much on them straight away....but i love nuts
2007-02-01 07:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by Mum3grls 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao...hey you need to go on stage...
2007-02-01 07:32:01 · answer #10 · answered by tmac19742002 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋