Entertainment & Music - 1 February 2007

On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife sat down in the den with her favourite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself. "How romantic!" she thought.
Two-and-a-half hours later, she was still waiting for dinner to be served. She tip-toed to the kitchen and found it a colossal mess. Her harried blonde husband, removing something indescribable from the smoking oven, saw her in the doorway.
"Almost ready!" he vowed. "Sorry it took me so long -- I had to refill the pepper shaker."
"Why, honey, how long could that have taken you?"
"More'n an hour, I reckon. Wasn't easy stuffin' it through those dumb little holes."

2007-02-01 04:09:54 · 15 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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hey just rember?

if you miss with the Kings Queen you better cover your Ace.... Jack

2007-02-01 04:09:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Should I go get some housework done....?

instead of killing time on Answers?
I think I hear a pile of laundry calling.

2007-02-01 04:09:24 · 15 answers · asked by irish1 6 in Polls & Surveys

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please can someone name the song and the singers?????

all i know is a few words in it, ( look into my eyes cant you see theyre open wide, would i lie to ya baby would i lie to you,,, ohh yea!, one of the singers is a black guy and the other has long hair, not much info but hope you can help, thnx

2007-02-01 04:09:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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ladies, what type or brand of foundation do you use??????

believe it or not im 20 and i am finally starting to wear makeup, i got the new maybelline dream matte mousse, anyone else use it, do you like it, is it better or worse than the powder, how about the liquid foundation, i personally hate it, i don't want my face to appear painted i still want it to glow. So what do you use????

2007-02-01 04:09:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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/Who wants an Orange Whip?

Orange Whip?
Orange Whip?

3 Orange Whips

2007-02-01 04:08:59 · 6 answers · asked by ? 6 in Movies

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CLAY or PLAY-DOH?

whats your favorite color of clay or play-doh?

2007-02-01 04:08:20 · 16 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Polls & Surveys

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are we compatible?

im scorpio and he's capricorn. we have been together for almost fifteen years.

2007-02-01 04:08:12 · 5 answers · asked by mecarela 5 in Horoscopes

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What happened when the Devil went down to Georgia?

2007-02-01 04:07:12 · 24 answers · asked by boots&hank 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it strange that I have more fun drinking and playing bingo?

than I do drinking at parties?

2007-02-01 04:06:53 · 8 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Whats that song from i think Our Lady Peace where the chorus has the phrase "We are, We are all....."

2007-02-01 04:06:24 · 4 answers · asked by Mike C 2 in Music

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what happens when you don't get to do the "do"?

2007-02-01 04:06:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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All you Libras out there!?

How does anxiety affect you in your everyday life? If it's an ongoing thing, how do you cope? Do you ever feel like it's impossible to make a decision, because of the fear you have of the unknown future? I just wanted some feedback since I am a libra myself, and I thought maybe I'd have something in common with people of my sign :) Thanks in advance.

2007-02-01 04:05:59 · 8 answers · asked by xoxo_sexy_biatch_xoxo 5 in Horoscopes

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What can we do?

This is a survey. What can we do for our son's 30th birthday in April. We don't have much money and he doesn't want a surprise part or even a big to do. 30 is a big deal, what can we do?

2007-02-01 04:05:54 · 7 answers · asked by AKA FrogButt 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Kirk, Picard, Janeway, Cisko? Who would win in a war game?

2007-02-01 04:05:21 · 6 answers · asked by Danny D 2 in Polls & Surveys

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have you ever suffered from SRS, or help relieved the problem?

(seemen rentention syndrome) has anyone ever died from it?

2007-02-01 04:05:15 · 10 answers · asked by mongo862001 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the only T.Rex song that ever charted in the United States during Bolan's lifetime?

2007-02-01 04:05:04 · 9 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

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What comes to mind when I say ................?

Yes!!

2007-02-01 04:04:53 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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who is gretal barnes?

2007-02-01 04:03:48 · 1 answers · asked by Alexciya G 1 in Magazines

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is sylivia real?

this is only what i think but i have herd u can work as a medium for this side or for the other side and a friend of mine nos people that worked for the other side and ended up loosing every thing that they had i.e house buisness and family and then ending up loosing there psychic ability to.Mabey that is whats happened to her see she once was good and could tell u everything right and now she cant she could now be making it up

2007-02-01 04:03:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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If you were told you couldn't do something...?

does that make you want to do it even more?

2007-02-01 04:03:25 · 24 answers · asked by FunBetty! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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another blonde one..?

One summer afternoon, two blonde girls were talking to each other. One of the blonde's couldn't help but notice how pretty and beautiful the other's skin was. So she asked the other outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful.

"Well," said the other blonde, "once a week I fill a bathtub up with milk and just soak in it."

So the first blonde went to a farm and spoke to the farmer. "I'd like a lot of milk."

"How much do you want?" asked the farmer.

The blonde answered, "Well quite a lot because I'm going to soak in it."

The farmer asked, "Pasteurized?"

To which the blonde replied, "No - Just up to my t**s."

2007-02-01 04:03:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles