One summer afternoon, two blonde girls were talking to each other. One of the blonde's couldn't help but notice how pretty and beautiful the other's skin was. So she asked the other outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful.
"Well," said the other blonde, "once a week I fill a bathtub up with milk and just soak in it."
So the first blonde went to a farm and spoke to the farmer. "I'd like a lot of milk."
"How much do you want?" asked the farmer.
The blonde answered, "Well quite a lot because I'm going to soak in it."
The farmer asked, "Pasteurized?"
To which the blonde replied, "No - Just up to my t**s."
2007-02-01 04:03:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
reminds me of Benny Hill and Ernie,the fastest milkman in the west..... "would u like it pasteurised,coz pasteurised is best? she said Ernie,i`d be happy if it came up to my chest"
2007-02-01 04:13:40 · answer #1 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like dis alot
2007-02-01 04:22:15 · answer #2 · answered by crazychick_woman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha....it's great!!
10/10
2007-02-01 04:13:04 · answer #3 · answered by Amber R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Funny.
2007-02-01 04:38:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-02-01 04:42:26 · answer #5 · answered by Laura C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny & it didn't get past this blondes eyes
2007-02-01 04:11:19 · answer #6 · answered by miss smidgey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's an old one. but funny
2007-02-01 04:59:10 · answer #7 · answered by stormyweather 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAA At first I didn't get it.. but thats very funny!!
2007-02-01 04:06:26 · answer #8 · answered by christypooh87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she would need a straw if it were pasteurized
2007-02-01 04:10:37 · answer #9 · answered by bassdog65 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2007-02-01 04:11:40 · answer #10 · answered by Kelly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋