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something funny to write in a 40th birthday card!! Can anyone come up with something great??

2007-02-01 04:11:37 · 8 answers · asked by JustMe 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

It's not for me! It's for a friend.

2007-02-01 04:16:53 · update #1

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Enclosed I have put a check for payment. please do not turn of my gas. For goodness sakes I'm 41 and I will not forget to pay you next month. aaaaahhh Crap! where did I put that check? aaaaahhh double crap!! this isnt even my bill.

enjoy 40 while you can,
happy birthday

2007-02-01 09:59:43 · answer #1 · answered by ... 3 · 0 0

draw a picture of a hill with the birthday person on the far side and write 'its better to be over the hill than under it' chandler wrote that in rachel's 30th bday card in friends and it still makes me laugh lol :D

2007-02-01 12:17:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Look on the bright side, you can save more money on medicine now that your moldy.


No, that's not skid marks in your underwear, it's rust.

2007-02-01 12:18:09 · answer #3 · answered by HazelEyes 5 · 0 0

Next year I'll be getting you some Viagra

2007-02-01 12:14:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

bend over and take your 40 smacks!

2007-02-01 12:15:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

[Upside down]:

When on this card you look
When on this card you frown
Think of the one who spoilt it
By writing upside down

2007-02-01 12:15:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

call 911! there is a huge fire from so many candles!

2007-02-01 12:15:48 · answer #7 · answered by Hope C 2 · 2 0

You are getting old!

2007-02-01 12:14:27 · answer #8 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 0 0

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