On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife sat down in the den with her favourite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself. "How romantic!" she thought.
Two-and-a-half hours later, she was still waiting for dinner to be served. She tip-toed to the kitchen and found it a colossal mess. Her harried blonde husband, removing something indescribable from the smoking oven, saw her in the doorway.
"Almost ready!" he vowed. "Sorry it took me so long -- I had to refill the pepper shaker."
"Why, honey, how long could that have taken you?"
"More'n an hour, I reckon. Wasn't easy stuffin' it through those dumb little holes."
2007-02-01 04:09:54 · 15 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the ladys all like that one cowboy - it is good 10/10
2007-02-01 05:38:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
2007-02-01 09:21:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gud but not as funny when it's a blonde male 4 sum reason
2007-02-01 04:19:42 · answer #3 · answered by crazychick_woman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that made laugh for ages. i worked in a pub and a blonde girl actually tried to do that as thats how we told her how it was done and she believed us.
2007-02-01 04:21:24 · answer #4 · answered by welshwife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.....I would have laughed in his face...hahaha!!
7/10
2007-02-01 04:14:27 · answer #5 · answered by Amber R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Faf
Loved it
Tink x
2007-02-01 09:46:49 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Hope you weren't speaking from experience.
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-01 04:30:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even funnier when it's about a guy!! LOL
2007-02-01 04:50:37 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha hah , and my condiments to you sir !!
2007-02-01 04:17:09 · answer #9 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow. its not funny when its about a guy.
is that wrong?
2007-02-01 04:14:19 · answer #10 · answered by bassdog65 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋