Entertainment & Music - 27 January 2007

2007-01-27 03:23:09 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-27 03:22:19 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-27 03:21:59 · 6 answers · asked by Bistro 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-27 03:21:53 · 2 answers · asked by missfannieannie 1 in Television

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You've had an accident involving a train.
Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Which would you like to hear first?
Patient: Well... The bad news first...

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.

2007-01-27 03:21:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i haven't... even when i feel lonely, my dog is always there for me...

2007-01-27 03:20:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-27 03:20:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A man and his wife are eating breakfast at the table one morning. The man is balding and slightly going to seed while his wife is still stunningly beautiful with the perfect long blonde hair. The only drawback to her was that she was dumb. The husband steals a steely gaze at his wife before blurting out, "How is it that you can be so beautiful but so stupid at the same time?!"

The blonde sips her coffee quietly before setting it down and explaining, "It's quite simple, really. God made me beautiful, so you would be attracted to me, but He also made me stupid, so that I would be attracted to you!"

2007-01-27 03:20:39 · 29 answers · asked by gingi_01 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-27 03:20:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-27 03:19:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-27 03:19:40 · 6 answers · asked by saurabh 1 in Jokes & Riddles

it says beware this product has chemicals known to cause birth defects and such..

what does glass cups have on them?

2007-01-27 03:19:38 · 9 answers · asked by krista sunshine 2 in Polls & Surveys

Anyone ?

2007-01-27 03:18:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I am home and sick... but very bored. I can't go anywhere for the weekend. I have a TV, computer.... and that's about it. Any good websites for a girl, 19 years old... I am interested in fashion, travel.... thanks!

2007-01-27 03:18:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Its quite recent

2007-01-27 03:17:57 · 1 answers · asked by Simon 2 in Music

I like the old Avril.

2007-01-27 03:17:47 · 9 answers · asked by Cherry 1 in Celebrities

Personally my favorite is Stevie Ray Vaughn

2007-01-27 03:17:17 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A young husband wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary so he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, and she loves her phone. He explains to her all the features on the phone.

The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband.

"Hi hun ", he says "how do you like your new phone?"

She replies: "I just love it , it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand".

"What's that, baby?", asks the husband.

"How did you know I was at K Mart?"

2007-01-27 03:16:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Unbelievabely long rant agains terrorism from some nutter that calls himself "@"? What crawled up his butt and died?

2007-01-27 03:15:38 · 28 answers · asked by Moon Man 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-27 03:15:38 · 5 answers · asked by Baby Doll 3 in Jokes & Riddles

There were 3 guys talking in a bar. Two of them are talking about the way they controlled their wives, while the third guy remained quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, 'Well, what about you? What sort of control do you have over your wife?'

The third fellow says, 'I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees! '

The first two guys were amazed. 'Well..... What happened next?' they asked.

'Well she said.... 'GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BED AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN !!!'.

2007-01-27 03:15:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what is your best song and why,

2007-01-27 03:15:10 · 16 answers · asked by laura m 1 in Television

pls tell me what to do to get over him.his is always on my mind.i cant stand this situation.

2007-01-27 03:14:58 · 1 answers · asked by greentea 5 in Celebrities

Me ? " Lady of Shanghai " .

2007-01-27 03:14:35 · 18 answers · asked by citizen high 6 in Movies

also, are the action scenes any good?

2007-01-27 03:14:16 · 14 answers · asked by solstice333 3 in Television

do you know where can i found a moderne sheet for the violin i mine not ordinairy classic sheet i mine a new musical sheet...

2007-01-27 03:13:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-27 03:13:43 · 28 answers · asked by Crayola Chick ! 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-27 03:13:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Two old rednecks Bubba and Cooter are a sittin' in a boat at their favorite bass hole, fishing and suckin' down beer when all of a sudden Bubba says, "Ya know, I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 6 months."

Cooter sips his beer for a moment and says, "If I were you, I would think it over very carefully - women like that are damn hard to find."

2007-01-27 03:13:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

also, are the action scenes any good?

2007-01-27 03:13:10 · 18 answers · asked by solstice333 3 in Comics & Animation