A man and his wife are eating breakfast at the table one morning. The man is balding and slightly going to seed while his wife is still stunningly beautiful with the perfect long blonde hair. The only drawback to her was that she was dumb. The husband steals a steely gaze at his wife before blurting out, "How is it that you can be so beautiful but so stupid at the same time?!"
The blonde sips her coffee quietly before setting it down and explaining, "It's quite simple, really. God made me beautiful, so you would be attracted to me, but He also made me stupid, so that I would be attracted to you!"
2007-01-27 03:20:39 · 29 answers · asked by gingi_01 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha, but if shes so stupid how could she makes such a clever observation.
2007-01-27 03:27:24 · answer #1 · answered by taxi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rofl solid one blonde version of who needs to be a millionaire: quickest finger question: placed those Rocky video clips so as beginning with the earliest.....Rocky a million,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
2016-12-16 14:49:03 · answer #2 · answered by holness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Funny. 8/10!
2007-01-27 03:28:18 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats a good one it would have funny if she asked for a divorce next and took all his money
2007-01-27 03:24:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao>>thats a pretty true point>>>>but hey wats up with that first answer>>>OMG chill dude
2007-01-27 03:29:46 · answer #5 · answered by Catalyst 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA -- sounds to me like logic has nothing to do with stupidity
2007-01-27 03:25:17 · answer #6 · answered by d2bcathie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao good one
2007-01-27 09:14:05 · answer #7 · answered by tinkerbell 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This shows that blondes can also be smart.
2007-01-27 03:25:03 · answer #8 · answered by ramy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-01-27 03:24:54 · answer #9 · answered by tootsieroll1965 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,that was pretty funny:)
thanks for the laugh
2007-01-27 03:23:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋