Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a train.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Which would you like to hear first?
Patient: Well... The bad news first...
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
2007-01-27 03:21:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The old ones are the best aren't they 10/10
2007-01-27 03:37:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Horrible but funny. 9/10!
2007-01-27 11:26:50 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-28 05:01:32 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worth a smile
2007-01-27 11:29:59 · answer #4 · answered by JEC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but still funny.
2007-01-27 11:26:04 · answer #5 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid but kinda funny in a dry way lol
2007-01-27 11:26:08 · answer #6 · answered by -xjjx- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-27 11:28:21 · answer #7 · answered by Tara 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny haha
2007-01-27 11:28:44 · answer #8 · answered by jo w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tragic but funny
2007-01-27 11:29:09 · answer #9 · answered by superstelios 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 5-10
2007-01-27 19:52:24 · answer #10 · answered by couriouscat156 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋