There were 3 guys talking in a bar. Two of them are talking about the way they controlled their wives, while the third guy remained quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, 'Well, what about you? What sort of control do you have over your wife?'
The third fellow says, 'I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees! '
The first two guys were amazed. 'Well..... What happened next?' they asked.
'Well she said.... 'GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BED AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN !!!'.
2007-01-27 03:15:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha great one.
2007-01-27 03:18:34 · answer #1 · answered by jo w 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What she is doing is abuse. If your working keep some money out for lunch for yourself. Don't give her all your money. She has no right to do that married or not. People like her rarely change unless they have some kind of counseling. Unless she is willing to work on her attitude and change I would leave. Hell that's like living in a prison, and your right about taking the argument in the other room away from the child. Only thing she is teaching him is how to be like her. It's a viscous cycle and when he's grown he will repeat it and it will just keep going and going. If she starts yelling just look at her and walk away or go for a drive. Don't give in to her no matter what she does. Do your own thing, your a grown man. If you want to open a window open it, if you give in she will just keep controlling you. Like I said if she won't work with you on changing I would get out. Life is to short to live like that. And nobody deserve that kind of treatment. Good luck.
2016-05-24 05:18:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-27 03:29:58 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!
2007-01-27 03:20:21 · answer #4 · answered by Esther J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the moral of this story is to simply beat the CRAP out of your wives for "control"!?!?
2007-01-27 03:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by Craven L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-01-27 21:03:04 · answer #6 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very goods i like
2007-01-27 04:55:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like that a lot lol ..that's one for my bin.. I'm still giggling...
2007-01-27 04:19:40 · answer #8 · answered by Dogtor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha he just cant control her
2007-01-27 03:58:46 · answer #9 · answered by munkees92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololololol
2007-01-27 03:19:31 · answer #10 · answered by ladynamedjane 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋