Entertainment & Music - 24 January 2007

fishing in South Africa taking it easy when a crocodile
swims past with a bloke's head in it's mouth.
One Scouser says to the other "Fu*kin' 'ell Terry look at that bloke"
To which Terry replies "I know Barry, the flash bas*ard's got a Lacoste sleeping bag!!"

2007-01-24 02:03:17 · 1 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I am still waiting. Why do they false advertise?

2007-01-24 02:03:16 · 8 answers · asked by ஐ♥Julian'sMommy♥ஐ 7 in Polls & Surveys

or who actually has questions they want to know the answer to?

im on here because i want to have fun. and i don't want all the "grumpy, close-minded, hypocritic people" to mess it up!

2007-01-24 02:03:07 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do :]

i'm not a natural blonde. i just have a few streaks in it but sometimes i think they've gone to my brain

heres a couple:

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother," you don't understand.
"I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"

"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom.
"Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said -
'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"

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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??

A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!

2007-01-24 02:02:27 · 21 answers · asked by leannexfairy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

movie...what would it be about and what genre would it be and who would be the characters?
-people from polls and srveys only please

2007-01-24 02:02:19 · 18 answers · asked by Oklahoma Economist 6 in Polls & Surveys

Do they look like those things with the shrunken heads off the mario brothers

2007-01-24 02:01:44 · 16 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 02:01:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

LOL hope u enjoy this one guys. Right answer will be great but gimmie some funnies!!
xx

2007-01-24 02:01:41 · 11 answers · asked by Stars 1 in Jokes & Riddles

you know, the larger lady with the scouse accent.
it's doing my nut!!!!

2007-01-24 02:01:34 · 7 answers · asked by Theladyw1 2 in Television

About every eight months or so there is a report saying that this album will be released soon. Is there really an album recorded? Or is this just all talk? Will this album (if it exists) ever be released? When?

2007-01-24 02:00:54 · 9 answers · asked by Zezo Zeze Zadfrack 1 in Music

2007-01-24 02:00:44 · 30 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 02:00:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 02:00:25 · 21 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

Screech from "Saved by the Bell" has made a soft-core porno movie. Man, is that wrong or is that wrong?

2007-01-24 01:59:39 · 5 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

the big O? Is it quicker when ur alone or w/a partner?

2007-01-24 01:59:33 · 6 answers · asked by One Sexy Chic 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 01:58:51 · 29 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 01:58:07 · 2 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys

.......his/her family was the most AWESOME group of people you ever knew, and you didn't want to give them up?

My ex-BFs mother is like the mother I never had.....and she never "took his side" simply because he is her son.....if he was wrong, she let him have it, and would tell him he didn't deserve somebody as good as me.

I'm seriously thinking about taking him to court and suing for custody of her.........

2007-01-24 01:57:59 · 20 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

juggalos n juggalettes

2007-01-24 01:57:49 · 17 answers · asked by Dani -->[Bom Chicka] 4 in Music

Would you marry Donld Trump if ..... You had to sign a prenup agreement that would award you one million dollars for every year you were married to him ....... getting nothing if you were divorced before the first year. Donald would want you to bear him at least one child. Also .... he would want to be intimate with you at least once a week.
Would you go for that ????

2007-01-24 01:57:18 · 14 answers · asked by burlingtony 2 in Celebrities

2007-01-24 01:57:15 · 20 answers · asked by D8411 5 in Polls & Surveys

I found some very ugly ones in those tourist shops close to Leicester Sq and places like that. I would like to find good ones to give as a present to a friend.

Tks

2007-01-24 01:57:13 · 8 answers · asked by Tatiana P 1 in Other - Entertainment

so COLD!!!
i am freezing right now cos i had to walk all the way back from college, which is 45 mins away from my house!! arghhhhh!!

2007-01-24 01:54:52 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 01:54:40 · 13 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 01:54:25 · 39 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 01:54:24 · 29 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

Hey i wanna learn bass guitar, i played my uncles one a couple weeks back and loved it. How should I start, should i have lessons and borrow one of theres or buy a cheap one and learn at home/take it to the lessons???

Thxs :)

Andy

2007-01-24 01:53:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-24 01:53:45 · 4 answers · asked by faye 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-24 01:53:22 · 2 answers · asked by buttafly_biattch 4 in Music

i want to see what people think, thats it

2007-01-24 01:52:57 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys