Entertainment & Music - 24 January 2007

A man is waiting at the hospital while his wife is in labour.After 2 hours a doctor approaches him. "Mr Smith, im sorry to have to tell you but there were complications and your baby is ... well, youd better come with me" So off they walk to a special ward. They walk down the corridor and approach a cot containing a baby with no arms "oh my god" the man says to himself,but they continue past.The man breathes a sigh of relief. They continue til they get to another cot, this time with a baby with no legs "please no!" the man thinks, again, they walk on past. After 2 minutes they approach a private room. "your child is in there Mr Smith"says the doctor,so the man enters.On the table is a cushion and on it is the mans child, merely a brain with 2 eyes. "Oh my god" the man turns away. He starts to cry but after a while comes to terms with it,"its still my child" he reason with himself and waves to it."i wouldnt do that" the doctor says
"why the hell not?" the man barks back

"it's blind"

2007-01-24 23:41:08 · 21 answers · asked by BaldEagle 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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What is the name of the band? Boys band simple.... and ......5 and ..... day.?

2007-01-24 23:40:54 · 4 answers · asked by :( 1 in Music

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What do you think about that prehistoric shark,,,?

,,,What will they charge per portion?

2007-01-24 23:40:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What are the words of the Swedish Chef?

What does the Muppet's Swedish Chef say when starting to cook? I mean the song.

2007-01-24 23:40:21 · 1 answers · asked by Lou 1 in Television

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Anime Fans??

If you had to vote:
1.Best Anime
2.Worst Anime
3.Best Anime Music
4.Worst Anime Music
5.Best Comedy Anime
6.Worst Comedy Anime
7.Best Anime Character
8.Best Shojo Anime
9.Best Shonen Anime
10.Hottest Anime Girl
11.Hottest Anime Boy
12.Anime with the most gore
13.Most Romantic Anime
14.Most Well-drawn Anime
15.Most Popular Anime

Now, tell me the reasons why you chose those Animes

2007-01-24 23:39:11 · 9 answers · asked by DaWg, MeEt DoUbLe JaY 1 in Comics & Animation

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Are you a go getter?

Do you always get your own way?

2007-01-24 23:38:32 · 18 answers · asked by SOL SIREN 2 in Polls & Surveys

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how many zodiac signs are there and what are they called in hindi language??

2007-01-24 23:38:16 · 10 answers · asked by jinni 2 in Horoscopes

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Have you found your passion in Life?

2007-01-24 23:37:31 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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if you found out that the world was coming to a end on the 1st of February what would be your reaction?

what would your reaction be?????

2007-01-24 23:36:52 · 77 answers · asked by ஐsummer girlஐ 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Wamart Greeter?

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops
exposing her cracked heals and filthy toenails. When she yells at the kids, she
exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning maam and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stops
screaming at her children only long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't!
The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
"Why no I don't", replies the greeter, " but I just couldn't believe someone had sex with
you twice!"

2007-01-24 23:36:42 · 4 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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this is a joke i heard and thought was funny?

my Q is do you think that this joke is funny(anti-violation header)

one morning jane was being extremely
difficult to get ready and go to school.

janes mother pleaded with her to
stop being silly and get ready
as the time was getting late

jane wouldn't listen and
rebelled against her
mothers request even more

her mother was at her wits end
and requested a explanation
off jane why she hated school
so much

jane stopped screaming
and kicking and replied
to her mother that all the other girls
at school hated her and the boys
constantly poked fun at her

her mother replied that it was a passing
phase and they would soon leave her alone
when someone new joined the school

her mother requested
"will you go to school now jane"

jane still adamant shreiked
"NO ,NO i wont go to school
you cant make me i am not going"

"but its so important that you
go to school and you will get
into serious serious trouble if
you dont go!" explained janes mother.

2007-01-24 23:36:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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are one night stands right or wrong in your opinion?

2007-01-24 23:35:53 · 35 answers · asked by Well well 2 in Polls & Surveys

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do you really know your family history?? is there anyone in it that will tell you the deep dark secrets??

don't you want to know the real family tree and makings or do you prefer to ignore the truth...that's out there??
my neighbour gave me a book on nancy wake, the white mouse the spy and within the 1st chapter i found out i am related ...what a odd world we live in so many secrets .....so many connections...so many lives...

2007-01-24 23:35:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys