Entertainment & Music - 24 January 2007

2007-01-24 21:57:01 · 8 answers · asked by Hema 1 in Movies

what song and/or movie best describe u?

just curious

mine are : 'bridget jones dieries' and 'too bad' by nickelback

2007-01-24 21:55:55 · 10 answers · asked by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 in Polls & Surveys

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:
"I am placed in the door and told when to jump"
"My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go"
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.
He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack".

2007-01-24 21:55:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-24 21:55:51 · 10 answers · asked by Sherri ptown 3 in Polls & Surveys

The local bar was so sure that its barman was the strongest man around that they offered a standing £1000 bet.
The barman would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.
Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, sportsmen, etc.) but nobody could do it.
One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice "I'd like to try the bet."
After the laughter had died down, the barman said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.
But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the barman, with tears in his eyes, paid the £1000, and then asked the little man, "Hey man, what do you do for a living? Are you a weight-lifter, martial artist or what?"
The man replied, "No, I'm an Inland Revenue Tax Inspector."

2007-01-24 21:54:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I dont have showtime so I've been buying the seasons of Penn and Teller's show and havent been disapointed yet. Anybody know when the 4th season comes out on DVD?

2007-01-24 21:53:31 · 2 answers · asked by Grant 2 in Television

has anyone ever asked you this?
and what did you say to them?

2007-01-24 21:52:47 · 8 answers · asked by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 in Polls & Surveys

is the cheerleader from heroes the same gal who played ally mcbeal's daughter?

2007-01-24 21:52:06 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-24 21:50:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-24 21:49:12 · 6 answers · asked by FairGround 3 in Music

but not like james blunt n sarah mclaclin

2007-01-24 21:47:10 · 10 answers · asked by memememememe 2 in Music

2007-01-24 21:45:56 · 13 answers · asked by natalia 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 21:45:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 21:45:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Well, the girl that i fancy doesnt really look interested in me. She, just doesnt wave back when i wave at her and she seems reluctant to talk to me. I dont know why?? And, i just cant stop thinking about her even though i tried to tell myself that i should not think about her anymore...

However, theres this other girl, shes not ugly but i have no special feelings for her. During the first time we when out( with some other friends ) she started treating me like her boyfriend and would walk beside me and sit beside me on the bus and talk to me... I fear that if this carrys on it would be a pretty messy situation( both girls are in my class) Im seriously in a dilemma... ARRGGHHH!!! WHY IS GOD SO UNFAIR??? WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO ME?? WHY CANT THE GIRL I FANCY LIKES ME??

2007-01-24 21:44:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 21:44:41 · 10 answers · asked by syedkay 1 in Horoscopes

A white man, a black man and an Arab were standing around bragging about the size of their families.

The white man boasted, "I have 4 boys and my wife is expecting another -- Five boys. . . I will have a basketball team!"

The black man, not to be outdone, said, "That's nothing! I have10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another son -- that will make 11. . . I will have a football team!!"

The Arab, looked at both of them and screamed out, "You both should be ashamed of yourselves! I have 17 wives." . . . One more and I will have a golf course."

2007-01-24 21:43:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-24 21:43:42 · 18 answers · asked by salstick 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 21:43:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or the whole what goes around comes around thing. and why? did something happen to u?

2007-01-24 21:43:01 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

thanx~

2007-01-24 21:40:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 21:39:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was unsuccessful in a job interview couple of weeks ago in which I felt down..

..Now I have found out that the person who got the job is someone I know. I do like this person - thats not the issue.

Issue is..I feel stupid and humiliated in front of people I know at work..

2007-01-24 21:38:10 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My mum keeps on going on about a song she heard on Kiss 100, its about a 'skinny girl' and its says something about a hip bone digging in to his back. Every one else I know has hear it and I dont wanna be left out!

2007-01-24 21:38:02 · 4 answers · asked by Guin B 2 in Music

2007-01-24 21:37:11 · 1 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

Whats your story

Anyone have any interesting / funny stories to tell

with a start, a middle, and an end

2007-01-24 21:36:34 · 5 answers · asked by dr_emmett_l_brown1885 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Which of these few new songs from artists do you like?

-Paula Deanda's "walk away"
-Gia Farrell's "hit me up"
-+44's "when your heart stops beating"
-Lily allen's "littlest things"
-Danity kane's "ride for you"
-JoJo's "how to touch a girl"
-Gwen Stefani's "the sweet escape"

??

2007-01-24 21:35:54 · 5 answers · asked by basshunter_poka 1 in Polls & Surveys

One Sunday morning, Chelsea burst into the living quarters at the White House and announced, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in Georgetown and his name is Matt." After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside, "Honey, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married a long time. She's a wonderful wife, but she's never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I ahve fooled around with other women at lot. Matt is actually your half-brother, and I'm afraid you can't marry him."

Chelsea was heartbroken, but after eight months she eventually started dating again. A year later she came home and very proudly announced, "Robert asked me to marry him! We're getting married in June." Again, her father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Robert is your half-brother too, Honey. I'm awfully sorry about this."

Chelsea was furious! She finally decided to go to her mother and tell her. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married", she complained. "Every time I fall in love, dad tells me the guy is my half-brother." Hillary just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says dear. He's not real your father."

2007-01-24 21:35:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-24 21:33:33 · 9 answers · asked by I'm Outta Here. 3 in Polls & Surveys

A pair of twins were talking in a mother's womb.

The first said to the other, "I think it is raining outside!". The other asked, "How do you know?". The first baby replied, "Someone's entering with a raincoat!".

One more on twins,

A pair of twins were talking in a mother's womb.

First: "Here comes Dad"

Second: "Nah, its next door uncle, Dad doesn't wear raincoat."

2007-01-24 21:33:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles