Funny / Embarassing situations and stories?

Question

Whats your story

Anyone have any interesting / funny stories to tell

with a start, a middle, and an end

Answer 1

i went on holiday with my friend and he was sat on this little wall ( about 10 inces high) and were sitting there and he leans back thinking theres a floor only 10 inches down, he was wrong, he fell and hit his head on the grass about 3 feet down, was really funny for me and the passersby.

Answer 2

Here's one a CrackHead told me:

About a year ago, I had to stay in a hospital overnight for stomach pains. I got up in the middle of the night, and while I was in the hallway, my gown snagged on a laundry cart and ripped clean off me, while the orderly didn't notice!

In a panic, I had to run BUCK NAKED straight down the hall to my room, and a nurse noticed this...everything...including the gown ripping off and my paniced run... and came to my room and offered to get me a new gown with a smile on her face while I hid under my bed covers.

If YOU had been that nurse, what could you have said to make me blush about that one?

Answer 3

I haven’t dated in 6 years and find the whole scene a little scary. Men normally make he really nervous, the better looking they are the worse I react.

So my first date of the decade is truly memorable for all who crossed my path that day. I seemed to be running late from the minute I woke up, dashing and racing through my day. I had to meet him at a restuarant at 7pm. After dressing 8 times and ending up with the original outfit I tried on, just a little creased from laying on the floow for twenty minutes as I ransacked the rest of my wardrobe. I dash for the door, only to realise that I forgot the call the restuarant and get their address and find my map book and get some directions.

6:50pm: and I still have no idea where I am going.

6:55pm: got the address, the directions and I am off, out the door and on my way. The trip takes at least 15 mins and thats speeding most of the way.

7pm: Call him and explain that I am on my way. He laughs with relief, he was expecting to be stood up.

7:02pm: I hold my phone out the window so that he can hear that I am driving, and I drop it.

7:10pm: Finally find my rather scratched and bruised phone, stopped traffic to do it.

7:18pm: Arrived a little shaken and terribly stirred. I nearly collide in the car park with 3 other vehicles are exiting their parking bays at the same time.

7:20pm: He is standing at his car, about to leave.

7:30pm: We exchange excuses and go back to our table. The official start of the date.

8:30pm: I dash to the ladies, finally managing to calm down, hoping to hell I have been sounding intelligent, maybe a little funny too. As I can’t recall a single word he has just said for the last hour.

8:31pm: Just realised that my shirt is inside out and the tag is clearly visible! Great so now I appear to not be able to dress myself. A 4 year old could do better! Redress quickly!

8:40pm: He seems surprised to see me. I hoping my shirt change is not obvious.

FF 10:05pm: The date ends with us agreeing go for drinks that evening.

FF through lots of unrecalled conversation.

1:15am: He walks me to my car and leans in for a kiss. I somehow never expected this and dodged it a little, in the process of which I loose my balance, stumble back into my car but grab him for support. He get pulled into my and we are both sprawled across my car. Needless to say he thinks he just found the horniest chick in town and proceeds to kiss me senseless. I drop my car key, my handbag and and some dignity too.

1:20am: Too embarrassed to hang around, I leave as quickly as I can and dash home.

He never called again!

To be honest, I am a litte grateful.

Answer 4

In 2nd grade, one of my classmates walked into the classroom naked and asked my teacher to wipe him after he took a dump.

Answer 5

Do i look like a short stories writer to you , mate?
;-)