One Sunday morning, Chelsea burst into the living quarters at the White House and announced, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in Georgetown and his name is Matt." After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside, "Honey, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married a long time. She's a wonderful wife, but she's never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I ahve fooled around with other women at lot. Matt is actually your half-brother, and I'm afraid you can't marry him."
Chelsea was heartbroken, but after eight months she eventually started dating again. A year later she came home and very proudly announced, "Robert asked me to marry him! We're getting married in June." Again, her father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Robert is your half-brother too, Honey. I'm awfully sorry about this."
Chelsea was furious! She finally decided to go to her mother and tell her. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married", she complained. "Every time I fall in love, dad tells me the guy is my half-brother." Hillary just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says dear. He's not real your father."
2007-01-24 21:35:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not bad , Jokester
2007-01-24 21:49:41 · answer #1 · answered by FundicRegion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slightly funny!
2007-01-25 06:05:30 · answer #2 · answered by TINY822 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, now that's funny.
2007-01-25 05:42:07 · answer #3 · answered by Havana Brown 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God, that was so funny,hahahahahahahhaahahaha. It is very inteesting.
2007-01-25 15:48:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is only a bit funny
2007-01-25 05:48:19 · answer #5 · answered by naman_awasthi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! funny! thumb up for u and the joke!!
2007-01-25 07:06:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah it was a little funny...(half cracked smile)
2007-01-25 05:54:48 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ShoP GirL♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny!!Thanks
2007-01-25 09:30:14 · answer #8 · answered by Cathy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehhe
2007-01-25 05:44:10 · answer #9 · answered by jaimperial92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L>O>L
2007-01-25 05:42:43 · answer #10 · answered by jossu_candelario 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋