A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:
"I am placed in the door and told when to jump"
"My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go"
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.
He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack".
2007-01-24 21:55:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oo my god you are the king of joke world
2007-01-24 23:04:52 · answer #1 · answered by sarah o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the dog hits the ground first
2007-01-25 06:02:00 · answer #2 · answered by answerman2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does the guide dog turn into a bloodhound ? haha
2007-01-25 07:58:58 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good but evil joke I LIKE IT
2007-01-25 06:22:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r on the role mate
2007-01-25 06:13:37 · answer #5 · answered by Le Saqib 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! I needed that.
2007-01-25 06:13:56 · answer #6 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor puppyâ»
2007-01-25 06:02:58 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ShoP GirL♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-01-25 13:46:17 · answer #8 · answered by wadup78 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-25 06:26:38 · answer #9 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to be so curmudgeonly.
I never laugh at jokes.
2007-01-25 06:07:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋