A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops
exposing her cracked heals and filthy toenails. When she yells at the kids, she
exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning maam and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stops
screaming at her children only long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't!
The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
"Why no I don't", replies the greeter, " but I just couldn't believe someone had sex with
you twice!"
2007-01-24 23:36:42 · 4 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!
2007-01-25 00:29:12 · answer #1 · answered by Green Eyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!
2007-01-25 09:00:23 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-25 07:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by kristiane p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-25 08:04:44 · answer #4 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋