A man is waiting at the hospital while his wife is in labour.After 2 hours a doctor approaches him. "Mr Smith, im sorry to have to tell you but there were complications and your baby is ... well, youd better come with me" So off they walk to a special ward. They walk down the corridor and approach a cot containing a baby with no arms "oh my god" the man says to himself,but they continue past.The man breathes a sigh of relief. They continue til they get to another cot, this time with a baby with no legs "please no!" the man thinks, again, they walk on past. After 2 minutes they approach a private room. "your child is in there Mr Smith"says the doctor,so the man enters.On the table is a cushion and on it is the mans child, merely a brain with 2 eyes. "Oh my god" the man turns away. He starts to cry but after a while comes to terms with it,"its still my child" he reason with himself and waves to it."i wouldnt do that" the doctor says
"why the hell not?" the man barks back
"it's blind"
2007-01-24 23:41:08 · 21 answers · asked by BaldEagle 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh... i get it!
2007-01-24 23:43:58 · answer #1 · answered by Akon_luva_13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Distasteful.
2007-01-25 09:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by violeo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Creepy.
2007-01-25 09:16:59 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tryed to look at the funny side but to be honest could'nt find one to it.get some thing with a wit in it may be then.
2007-01-25 07:57:12 · answer #4 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's not a nice "joke" Sorry NOT funny!
2007-01-25 08:15:33 · answer #5 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like bodysnatchers !
2007-01-25 07:44:30 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I woudn't have called it funny more vaguly intresting.
2007-01-25 07:45:30 · answer #7 · answered by Kemodo 344™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a sick joke shd remaining in the hospital
2007-01-25 08:10:59 · answer #8 · answered by kimht 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol funny but yer...... im kinda trying to eat
2007-01-25 07:55:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sack of sh*te
2007-01-25 07:50:26 · answer #10 · answered by Great Eskape 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry thats not funny its sick
2007-01-28 07:40:24 · answer #11 · answered by RUTH M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋