I do :]
i'm not a natural blonde. i just have a few streaks in it but sometimes i think they've gone to my brain
heres a couple:
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother," you don't understand.
"I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"
"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom.
"Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said -
'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"
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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??
A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!
2007-01-24 02:02:27 · 21 answers · asked by leannexfairy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! natural bonde here! but I still love blonde jokes heres one:
Q. Why was the blonde holding her computer screen against the photocopier?
A. She was trying to print something out!
2007-01-24 02:58:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I do
I like blonde jokes, as I liked this one>>>>lmao
And here is one for you:
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one" So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home." POOF, she is gone. The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too." POOF, she
is gone. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "What is the matter?" The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here."
2007-01-24 02:07:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
V. Good! I like them. I am a natural blonde but abilterated it aged 14 to Bright Red.
2007-01-24 02:08:14 · answer #3 · answered by clutterbug84 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a fragile blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she is going to a gun keep and buys a handgun. the subsequent day she comes homestead to locate her husband in mattress with a captivating redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her personal head. The husband jumps off the mattress, begging and pleading with her now to not shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "close up...you're next!" nope no longer truly =D
2016-10-16 01:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny heres one
a blonde goes to a ventriloquist and sits down, the show starts and the guys starts telling blonde jokes. after a few minutes she gets up and bursts out. blondes are smart to you know, there are just as many smart blondes and dumb red heads out there, so stop making fun of us god. the ventriloquist starts saying oh my god im so so so sorry i didn't see you there. then the blonde says I'm no talking to you I'm talkin to the puppet in your lap. lol
2007-01-24 02:31:19 · answer #5 · answered by amichai 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good ,I do like these silly blonde jokes10/10
2007-01-24 02:55:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I like blonde jokes though I certainly don't think all blondes are dumb.
2007-01-24 02:43:11 · answer #7 · answered by La 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the second one <3 first was okay
2007-01-24 02:14:07 · answer #8 · answered by WainWain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love blond jokes 2 and im a natural blond (it sounds wierd but i dont care... lol)
2007-01-24 03:16:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've always liked blonde jokes =)
2007-01-24 02:23:21 · answer #10 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋