Entertainment & Music - 23 January 2007

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers? "
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

2007-01-23 04:56:08 · 13 answers · asked by ♫cabaret/rckr♫ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

..go into the stall, you look in the bowl and see massive streak marks and think to yourself "Dear God..what did that person have to eat today?" That just happened to me. I'm a tad bit grossed out.

2007-01-23 04:56:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It was alright but my goodness I thought it would never end! I am not taking anything away from the hard work that was put into it but I was not blown away like so many others. For those that saw it and were dissapointed I would like to hear from you.

2007-01-23 04:55:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

For me CBB shows the current state of British Girls. Lazy,Boring,No-self respect.there are millions similer girls all around the UK

Jade: Loud mouth, stupid,ignorant, no talent no self-respect a typical Pikey.

Danielle: Shallow, Bully, z-list sells stories how she slept with footballers.

Jo: Lazy,backbitter, cant sing.

these three are the prototype for millions of girls in UK.

2007-01-23 04:55:40 · 28 answers · asked by Amz1982 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-23 04:55:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was born November 28, 1967...
He was born March 12, 1967...
Sometimes I am too strong, go getting, too realistic & cynical. Very much in control.
Sometimes he is just too procrastinate, laid back and self destructive. Very much waiting for it all to be handed to him.

2007-01-23 04:54:51 · 6 answers · asked by yummi1128 2 in Horoscopes

I was watching Sesame Street with my daughter, and my mom told me that they added so many different characters since the show started in 1960 something, but she didn't know who the original characters were...So who were the original characters??

2007-01-23 04:54:51 · 12 answers · asked by Miss A. 3 in Television

2007-01-23 04:54:23 · 4 answers · asked by tigger 1 in Movies

2007-01-23 04:53:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It goes.

It's called thingy thing but i don't know who sings it.. part of the song goes..

I can't stop staring at her belly ring.

and i haven't been able to get the song out of my head!!

2007-01-23 04:53:44 · 4 answers · asked by samii 2 in Music

Beg him to stay or
Show him the door?

I would show him the door, change the locks, and put a pitbull outside of the door.

2007-01-23 04:53:38 · 13 answers · asked by Cori 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 04:52:17 · 24 answers · asked by The Trooper 6 in Polls & Surveys

If i just scream my head off for a few moments.......
Aaaarrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
I posted a Q last night 5 times and it was allowed through as they took off the points....but it was never actually shown....then i came home tonight and found 3 violations for 3 of the times it was posted
so i lost lots of points and now i'm angry........

2007-01-23 04:52:05 · 21 answers · asked by crazeeladee no more 5 in Polls & Surveys

Long winter evening must just fly by in his house !!

2007-01-23 04:52:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2007-01-23 04:51:32 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Music,concerts, tokio hotel, bill, tom, th

2007-01-23 04:51:26 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

plz be subjective :P

2007-01-23 04:50:27 · 10 answers · asked by Q 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 04:50:09 · 4 answers · asked by Nash Wolfe 6 in Polls & Surveys

do u think england has gone mad we have to walk on egg shells in every thing we do otherwise we are labelled with something or other be it right or wrong .

2007-01-23 04:50:08 · 9 answers · asked by trixy 1 in Television

What did it look like? What did it smell like? How did it make you feel?

2007-01-23 04:50:03 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack

2007-01-23 04:50:02 · 17 answers · asked by James A 1 in Jokes & Riddles

The IMDb says this movie is rated PG because of nudity, among other things. I thought this movie was cast all senior citizens? Is there actually a nude scene in it? LOL

2007-01-23 04:49:45 · 2 answers · asked by ? 2 in Movies

I have to go back to work or I would join all of you. I heard that the
religion category peeps haven't recovered yet from the P+S group.

2007-01-23 04:49:34 · 6 answers · asked by nemesis 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 04:48:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hey.... My friend is staying over on Saturday & Sunday, can you reccomend and good scary films as it's kinda a tradition that we watch scary films when she comes over, we want ones kinda like 6th sense..... We are only 13 so not too scary but still enought to make us jump and hide our face. We have seen....
BOO! -- That was ok.
Sixth sense -- We enjoyed that , more scary wanted though.
Identity -- GOOOD ! Made us jump, a bit hard to keep up with though.

And some others......

So go ahead, make us crap our pants. Also we can get anything up to 15. Maybe 18 if its a really good film........ THANKS !

2007-01-23 04:48:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i have to go. this place obviously hates me.
good bye and this is the last time
you will ever hear of dumb blonde.
i have to say good bye to you good
people who have been good to me
here, so good bye all of you.

db
xx

2007-01-23 04:47:28 · 45 answers · asked by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 04:46:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

just go to my 360 page cut and paste the images and make one yourself!

2007-01-23 04:46:20 · 7 answers · asked by Christopher C 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 04:46:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-23 04:46:07 · 14 answers · asked by nightmare_anti_love 1 in Music