Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack
2007-01-23 04:50:02 · 17 answers · asked by James A 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Schitt you can correct them.
2007-01-23 04:50:19 · update #1
Amazing! *thumbs up*
2007-01-23 08:54:20 · answer #1 · answered by satinne_hui 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw that on the back of a t-shirt once. I would have bought it but I was in high school at the time and there weren't too many appropriate places to wear it...
2007-01-23 13:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by stickboy_127 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is funny as schitt
2007-01-23 13:05:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but not joke of the century
2007-01-23 12:59:22 · answer #4 · answered by cna_angel06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!
I used to have a bumper sticker that said:
If I gave a **** you'd be the first person I gave it to!!!
Really pissed my mom off!
2007-01-23 15:43:44 · answer #5 · answered by wunluv06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, heard it before
2007-01-23 12:54:42 · answer #6 · answered by Daisy Mae 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke gets funnier every time I hear it!
2007-01-23 13:02:38 · answer #7 · answered by Bruce W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really~the joke of the century....
2007-01-23 12:57:35 · answer #8 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I herd this a long time ago. Its still funny.LOL
2007-01-23 12:55:28 · answer #9 · answered by C M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That thing's older than I am
2007-01-23 12:59:55 · answer #10 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋