A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers? "
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
2007-01-23 04:56:08 · 13 answers · asked by ♫cabaret/rckr♫ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Crap."
2007-01-23 04:56:38 · update #1
lol that's funny
2007-01-23 05:01:06 · answer #1 · answered by shaun 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smart Wife
2007-01-23 05:58:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfilial husband! Smart wife.. lol
2007-01-23 08:51:24 · answer #3 · answered by satinne_hui 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Busted
2007-01-23 05:00:18 · answer #4 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats too funny! Caught red handed. I love it.
2007-01-23 04:59:14 · answer #5 · answered by *Cara* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Watch What You say, I think that would be the appropraite lesson here. LOL
2007-01-23 05:01:09 · answer #6 · answered by cna_angel06 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! caught red handed! LOL!!!:D
2007-01-27 00:18:36 · answer #7 · answered by *Account Deleted* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I've to save my laugh till your next one. . .
Cheater must lie first . . . (can't say die)
2007-01-23 05:24:12 · answer #8 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha he is a cheater and she caught him out there
2007-01-23 05:21:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahhahaha hilariouss
2007-01-23 05:02:29 · answer #10 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋