Entertainment & Music - 22 January 2007

And why is that not deemed racist? Why why why?

(more of a rhetorical question really, cos I know the rules).

2007-01-22 01:05:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Radio Trivia......first correct answer gets chosen as best.

2007-01-22 01:04:03 · 2 answers · asked by julygirl75038 3 in Music

2007-01-22 01:03:55 · 4 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

Scientists can tell the age of a tree by ......... the rings in the trunk .

a- counting up b - counting down c- counting on

d- counting against .

Choose the right answer from a,b,c&d

2007-01-22 01:03:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

if u r a fan for HIM so u know about the locked key in www.heartagram.com(HIM site)

but if u know what Symbol I should put to unlocked thes key plzzz tell me

couse I relly wont to know what is there!!

2007-01-22 01:03:18 · 1 answers · asked by metal lover 1 in Music

I grew up with hidings and I believe all small children need a good hiding now and again, obviously I dont mean a beating.
Im a firm believer in "Spare the Rod and Spoil the Child".
How many of you live in countries where you can still give your children a hiding when needed? and how many actually do?

2007-01-22 01:03:13 · 11 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 01:02:07 · 5 answers · asked by Red 1 in Other - Entertainment

2007-01-22 01:01:28 · 22 answers · asked by Robert C 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-22 01:01:06 · 29 answers · asked by Steve B 3 in Polls & Surveys

watching the world revolve around you?

2007-01-22 01:01:04 · 22 answers · asked by Hobnobs 3 in Polls & Surveys

Firstly, let me say I have visited America and like Americans...they always seem to be very friendly...but their celebrities?
All the American guests have been very boring characters. Last show, Dennis Rodman (boring), Tracey Bingham (boring). This year Jermain Jackson (boring) and Dirk (or should that be Dick) Benedict (beyond boring).
The only interesting character was Jackie Stallone. Now there's a woman!
Keep it to the Brits. At least they know how to have a laugh.

2007-01-22 01:01:00 · 14 answers · asked by gaz 3 in Celebrities

Actual misphrased excerpts from student science exam papers
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.

Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.

The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.

Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers.

The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now.

To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in.

The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation.

A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat.

The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.

The cuckoo bird does not lay his own eggs.

To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.

Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.

Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.

Geometry teaches us to bisex angles.

A circle is a line which meets its other end without ending.

The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.

We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous generation and study of rocks.

English sparrows and starlings eat the farmers grain and soil his corpse.

By self-pollination, the farmer may get a flock of long-haired sheep.

If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence.

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.

Vegetative propagation is the process by which one individual manufactures another individual by accident.

A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.

A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle.

Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

A person should take a bath once in the summer, and not quite so often in the winter.

The hookworm larvae enters the human body through the soul.

When you haven't got enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier.

It is a well-known fact that a deceased body harms the mind.

Humans are more intelligent than beasts because the human branes have more convulsions.

For fainting: rub the person's chest, or if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead.

For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently back and forth.

For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.

For nosebleed: put the nose much lower than the body.

For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artificial perspiration.

To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.

For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.

For snakebites: bleed the wound and rape the victim in a blanket for shock.

For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.

Bar magnets have north and south poles, horseshoe magnets have east and west poles.

When water freezes you can walk on it. That is what Christ did long ago in wintertime.

When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

2007-01-22 01:00:16 · 5 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

And got embarassed?

2007-01-22 00:59:42 · 20 answers · asked by Drama Llama My Dude 1 in Polls & Surveys

My 2 favorites are 7th Heaven &The Game!!!!

2007-01-22 00:59:36 · 10 answers · asked by Yamin4ever 4 in Television

Freshmen versus seniors
Freshman: Is never in bed past noon.
Senior: Is never out of bed before noon.

Freshman: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he can cut.
Senior: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he needs to attend.

Freshman: Brings a can of soda into a lecture hall.
Senior: Brings a jumbo hoagie and six-pack of Mountain Dew into a recitation class.

Freshman: Calls the professor "Teacher."
Senior: Calls the professor "Bob."

Freshman: Would walk ten miles to get to class.
Senior: Drives to class if it's more than three blocks away.

Freshman: Memorizes the course material to get a good grade.
Senior: Memorizes the professor's habits to get a good grade.

Freshman: Knows a book-full of useless trivia about the university.
Senior: Knows where the next class is. Usually.

Freshman: Shows up at a morning exam clean, perky, and fed.
Senior: Shows up at a morning exam in sweats with a cap on and a box of pop tarts in hand.

Freshman: Has to ask where the computer labs are.
Senior: Has own personal workstation.

Freshman: Lines up for an hour to buy his textbooks in the first week.
Senior: Starts to think about buying textbooks in October... maybe.

Freshman: Looks forward to first classes of the year.
Senior: Looks forward to first beer garden of the year.

Freshman: Is proud of his A+ on Calculus I midterm
Senior: Is proud of not quite failing his Complex Analysis midterm

Freshman: Calls his girlfriend back home every other night
Senior: Calls Domino's every other night

Freshman: Is appalled at the class size and callousness of professors
Senior: Is appalled that the campus 'Subway' burned down over the summer

Freshman: Conscientiously completes all homework, including optional questions
Senior: Homework? I knew I forgot to do something last night

Freshman: Goes on grocery-shopping trip with Mom before moving onto campus
Senior: Has a beer with Mom before moving into group house

Freshman: Is excited about the world of possibilities that awaits him, the unlimited vista of educational opportunities, the chance to expand one's horizons and really make a contribution to society
Senior: Is excited about new dryers in laundry room

Freshman: Takes meticulous four-color notes in class
Senior: Occasionally stays awake for all of class

2007-01-22 00:58:48 · 9 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-22 00:57:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 00:57:13 · 37 answers · asked by bluenose 4 in Polls & Surveys

Tip the pizza delivery boy
A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Larry Johnson. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Larry asked: "What is the usual tip?"

"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great." "Is that so?" snorted Larry. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."

"Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund."

"What are you studying in school?" asked Larry.

The lad smiled and said: "Applied psychology."

2007-01-22 00:57:08 · 6 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-22 00:56:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or do all the teen age boys seem to be pissants? Edie's nephew is sleeping arornd on nice Julie, Bree's son is, well a smug idiot, and now Zack , still whacko, is acting even weirder and meaner and what's up with that hair?

2007-01-22 00:56:34 · 7 answers · asked by AKA FrogButt 7 in Television

going to the loo ?

2007-01-22 00:56:07 · 5 answers · asked by igottanoe 3 in Polls & Surveys

Orlando Bloom
Johnny Depp
Drew Fuller
Garret Hedlund
Mr. Bean
Or some random hot guy from your school or dreams....?

Mine is All of them except from Mr. Bean and the random hot guy from a school/dream.

2007-01-22 00:56:03 · 27 answers · asked by TheAprilPuppet 2 in Polls & Surveys

A lesson about blood flow and circulation

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face."

"Yes, sir," the boys said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "'It's because yer feet ain't empty."

2007-01-22 00:55:20 · 5 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-22 00:55:07 · 13 answers · asked by MissMonk 7 in Polls & Surveys

I cannot decide as I love both. Interested to see what others think.

2007-01-22 00:55:05 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-22 00:54:44 · 5 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 00:54:18 · 3 answers · asked by Smiddy 5 in Movies

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class."

2007-01-22 00:53:54 · 10 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Like, really really seen one? I want to see one at least once in my life... do you know when the next one is?

2007-01-22 00:52:36 · 18 answers · asked by Drama Llama My Dude 1 in Polls & Surveys

I gave My Mustang the Most Beautiful Name in The Whole Wide World!

Jenny
Pronounced ( Gin nn Kneeeee )
:-) lol

2007-01-22 00:52:31 · 34 answers · asked by D B 4 in Polls & Surveys