Entertainment & Music - 22 January 2007

2007-01-22 20:12:15 · 26 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 20:11:42 · 7 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 20:11:19 · 6 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

2007-01-22 20:11:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 20:09:14 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

2007-01-22 20:08:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 20:07:10 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you think I listen to and obey people much? Discounting online people, because they tend to lie a lot here, do you think I am a listener/obeyer?

You can answer as if you've seen me on camera (and do tell me if you do) or from hearing me by telepathy (and, NO, I CAN'T HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS!).

The reason why I'm asking this is because I worry I'm not being a good person. Many things are deterring me from attaining normalcy. I don't want disobedience to be one of them.

2007-01-22 20:06:10 · 4 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

A guy gets on airplane and finds himself seated next to a
cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes
his move.

"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it
slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to
discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about
nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting
topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a
cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet
the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a
flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried
poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't
the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, ...
The punch line will be posted and the best response gets 10 points within the next hour!

2007-01-22 20:05:27 · 9 answers · asked by Jeffrey 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-22 20:04:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 20:03:48 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That Humpty-Dumpty....Don't you think?

2007-01-22 20:02:50 · 15 answers · asked by florrie f 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 20:01:30 · 11 answers · asked by Patsyanne 4 in Television

2007-01-22 20:01:10 · 26 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 20:00:35 · 50 answers · asked by salstick 6 in Polls & Surveys

or is it just a false idea

2007-01-22 20:00:17 · 2 answers · asked by mrs 2 in Television

2007-01-22 20:00:02 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

Would just like to poll Singaporeans on which brand of abalone taste best :)

2007-01-22 19:59:32 · 4 answers · asked by Jayne 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 19:58:17 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars.

The manager comes out ofthe bar and stops the guy. 'What the heck are you doing ?' he asks the drunk.

'I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it.' he replies.

'So how does feeling the roof help you ?' asks the puzzled manager.

'Well,' replies the drunk earnestly, 'MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!'

2007-01-22 19:58:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Rumor's have flood my school. All I here is actor Tom Cruise has become an official Muslim. Anyone know about this? Any comments?

2007-01-22 19:57:48 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman replies, "Yes. We're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."





The Devil walks into a crowded bar. Within seconds the bar emptied with people running out screaming all over the place, all except for one old man leaned over the bar. The Devil wanders across to the old man and says "Do you know how I am?" The old man took another sip of his beer and answered "Yep" The Devil stared at the old man and asked "Well aren't you afraid of me?" The old boy looks the Devil up and down for a minute and shrugs "I married your sister 40 years ago, why the hell should I be scared of you?"

2007-01-22 19:57:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Or is it just me................................

2007-01-22 19:57:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-22 19:56:22 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 19:56:10 · 1 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BlTCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."





A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

2007-01-22 19:54:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-22 19:54:28 · 1 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

2007-01-22 19:54:16 · 33 answers · asked by †ђ!ηK †αηK² 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 19:54:14 · 3 answers · asked by Doc Manhattan 3 in Music

2007-01-22 19:54:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys