A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars.
The manager comes out ofthe bar and stops the guy. 'What the heck are you doing ?' he asks the drunk.
'I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it.' he replies.
'So how does feeling the roof help you ?' asks the puzzled manager.
'Well,' replies the drunk earnestly, 'MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!'
2007-01-22 19:58:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry no i didn't...lmao~
2007-01-22 20:01:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
a drunk fuzz, hahahaha
2007-01-22 23:34:38 · answer #2 · answered by L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha! Guess he wanted to go to the donut shop next!
2007-01-22 20:16:43 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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jus jokin - gud joke really!!
2007-01-22 21:15:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehehe
2007-01-22 20:39:48 · answer #5 · answered by patti 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
your are getting quiet good
2007-01-22 20:05:44 · answer #6 · answered by The Doc 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2007-01-22 20:01:30 · answer #7 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-22 20:13:02 · answer #8 · answered by chav69 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not your best
2007-01-22 21:53:57 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol again...you really make my day...thanks
2007-01-22 20:41:47 · answer #10 · answered by JuNiPeR SixTeEn 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol. ha ha
2007-01-22 20:02:51 · answer #11 · answered by gord's360 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋