A guy gets on airplane and finds himself seated next to a
cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes
his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it
slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to
discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about
nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting
topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a
cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet
the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a
flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried
poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't
the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, ...
The punch line will be posted and the best response gets 10 points within the next hour!
2007-01-22 20:05:27 · 9 answers · asked by Jeffrey 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The punch line is:
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
Spooky gets the ten points when the question expires in about 3 hours.
Good guess Spooky!
2007-01-22 20:42:05 · update #1
"What will a guy who does not know anything about s h i t have to say on nuclear power?"
2007-01-22 20:29:04 · answer #1 · answered by X factor 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ask the blonde to look at my eyes
2007-01-23 04:12:46 · answer #2 · answered by ashraf a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you eat grass too? Because you are also full of $h!t
2007-01-23 04:13:35 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do you think reading a book would make my flight slower?
2007-01-23 05:45:43 · answer #4 · answered by P2pauly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great cliffhanger.
2007-01-23 04:13:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whogives a stuff
2007-01-23 04:37:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Don't bother me again until you get your own s**t together!"
2007-01-23 04:13:49 · answer #7 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - i like the puhline!!!!
2007-01-23 05:08:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so do you think we can have ***
2007-01-23 04:13:13 · answer #9 · answered by naman_awasthi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋