there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman replies, "Yes. We're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."
The Devil walks into a crowded bar. Within seconds the bar emptied with people running out screaming all over the place, all except for one old man leaned over the bar. The Devil wanders across to the old man and says "Do you know how I am?" The old man took another sip of his beer and answered "Yep" The Devil stared at the old man and asked "Well aren't you afraid of me?" The old boy looks the Devil up and down for a minute and shrugs "I married your sister 40 years ago, why the hell should I be scared of you?"
2007-01-22 19:57:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fantastic -your a star -heres one for you
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing
cold."
The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm
them up." So the daughter did and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend and he said "My
hands are freezing cold."
The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will
warm them up." So he did and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.
He said "My nose is cold."
The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm
it up." So he did and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said,
"My penis is frozen solid....... "
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother,
and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies "Well they make one hell of a mess when they defrost,
don't they?"
2007-01-22 20:02:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2007-01-24 16:18:09 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two terrific jokes 10/10
2007-01-23 04:43:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha.
2007-01-23 04:00:59 · answer #4 · answered by bashnick 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice jokes
2007-01-23 06:11:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaVery funny!!
2007-01-23 08:22:29 · answer #6 · answered by Cathy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
little bit better
2007-01-23 04:01:59 · answer #7 · answered by The Doc 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol - now thats what i call jokes!!!!
2007-01-23 05:20:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2007-01-23 04:00:08 · answer #9 · answered by Chazza xx Baby born 7/11/09 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-01-25 20:58:15 · answer #10 · answered by babydoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋