A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BlTCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
2007-01-22 19:54:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ignore 2 good 2 miss. Your jokes ARE funny. Lol.
2007-01-22 20:01:26 · answer #1 · answered by gord's360 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL... keep them coming!!!
(don't listen to the first person on here who wrote a comment! I think you are funny)
:-P
2007-01-22 20:01:53 · answer #2 · answered by Jenn 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
like da first one - but not so sure bout the second one
but gud jokes though all in all!
2007-01-22 21:18:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dude... i think your trying to hard to be the funny man on here.... not working!!!!
ignore gord_again, Ont. Canada... he is just a kiss ar*se after ten points and does not have a life
2007-01-22 19:57:09 · answer #4 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Lol that is good you are funny
2007-01-22 19:59:03 · answer #5 · answered by St.gaz 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
also good jokes some more pls
2007-01-22 22:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...it's hilarious....i love all your jokes...they really are funny
2007-01-22 20:38:23 · answer #7 · answered by JuNiPeR SixTeEn 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
not so funny
2007-01-22 19:59:39 · answer #8 · answered by The Doc 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol
2007-01-25 12:57:15 · answer #9 · answered by babydoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao~...thx for the laughs...:-)
2007-01-22 19:58:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋