Entertainment & Music - 20 January 2007

Do you think Heidie's pregnancy test will be positive?

2007-01-20 11:57:33 · 6 answers · asked by matt 4 in Television

It goes " Last night while making love to you, I saw the sun the moon. . " and I can't remember the rest. I need the Artist too.

2007-01-20 11:57:00 · 3 answers · asked by Diva L 1 in Music

2007-01-20 11:56:44 · 23 answers · asked by morethanitseems 2 in Polls & Surveys

I've made this joke about martians so as not to be labelled 'racist'.
(no guarantee though.)

A martian goes into a grocer's shop and asks' Three tins of dogfood please.' The grocer answers..'No way! I know you martians, you'll give it to your wife and kids to eat, bring me a dog to prove you've got one, THEN I'll give you the food.'
The martian brings his dog and gets the food.
The next week he goes to buy some cat food..same reply 'You'll give it to your wife and kids to eat, bring your cat to prove you've got one.' Off he goes to get his cat.
The next week the martian goes into the shop with a shoe-box covered with a towel. 'Can I help you?' asks the shopkeeper.
"Put your hand in there " said the martian.
The shopkeeper slips his hand under the towel and feels around in the box...squelch, squelch. 'Well, ' said the shopkeeper 'What do you want?'

" Two toilet rolls please!"

2007-01-20 11:56:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i want to know all the celebrities that went to my middle school, do you guys happen to know a site that displays that information?

2007-01-20 11:56:32 · 6 answers · asked by BaBy PhAt LoVeR 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-20 11:56:30 · 2 answers · asked by Kayla 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-20 11:55:56 · 33 answers · asked by morethanitseems 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 11:55:55 · 31 answers · asked by Hank Hill 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 11:55:15 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

So they don't sh*t when they are walking.

2007-01-20 11:54:17 · 11 answers · asked by dfgrace22 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-20 11:53:47 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money" she replied.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the hell out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

2007-01-20 11:53:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

For the past 3 nights there has been a cricket in my house. It is just so annoying. Anytime I try to sleep, it starts chirping. I'm getting so fed up with this that I just want to asassinate it with an eyelash curler!!! But the problem is I can't catch it. How do I catch and kill this inferior plague of the earth???!!!

2007-01-20 11:53:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think their great :) wat do u think

2007-01-20 11:53:24 · 12 answers · asked by Allie_<3 2 in Celebrities

..when you run into a person you met that night?

2007-01-20 11:53:14 · 6 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 11:52:46 · 9 answers · asked by Sk8 2 in Television

if you were me, what would you get?

Aaron

2007-01-20 11:52:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There was a song on the INC commercials (the ones with all the models walking on the runway). The lyrics sound like "How cool are you" It's kind of a funky rock-y song.

2007-01-20 11:52:16 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-20 11:52:16 · 43 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 11:52:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ive ben grounded for a little under three months. of course i cant just stay away from my girlfriend for that long soo they caught me and took my tv away as well.

im to be grounded untill three weeks after i pass my drug test which i wotn be able to pass for another 2 weeks. that adds up in the end to a little over 4 months....4 ******* months!!!
im seriously missing important life lessons by being confined in my house. im feeling exceedingly lost and lonely. every day.
ho can i get back at them without them knowing it was me and wihtout them wanting to ground me for longer.

2007-01-20 11:51:50 · 9 answers · asked by paintballdude2009 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i really need help cause i want to go see it VERY soon
!

2007-01-20 11:51:43 · 13 answers · asked by k m 2 in Movies

2007-01-20 11:51:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 11:51:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do I warn my friends and disappoint my brother? Or do I let my friends find out for themselves?

2007-01-20 11:51:25 · 7 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

reaches to grab a box, say aloud without looking up from your reading "no, no, no. Not that one. Try zee ribbed whans..." in a fake Pepe LePew accent?

2007-01-20 11:51:21 · 8 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 11:51:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Little Johnny and his friend were arguing.

"My father is better than your father!" said the friend.

"No he's not!" shouted Little Johnny.

"My brother is better than your brother!"

"No he's not!"

"My mother is better than your mother!"

Little Johnny paused. "Well I guess you've got me there. My father says the
same thing."

2007-01-20 11:51:10 · 4 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-20 11:50:34 · 16 answers · asked by clever nickname 6 in Polls & Surveys

eyes

2007-01-20 11:50:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys