I've made this joke about martians so as not to be labelled 'racist'.
(no guarantee though.)
A martian goes into a grocer's shop and asks' Three tins of dogfood please.' The grocer answers..'No way! I know you martians, you'll give it to your wife and kids to eat, bring me a dog to prove you've got one, THEN I'll give you the food.'
The martian brings his dog and gets the food.
The next week he goes to buy some cat food..same reply 'You'll give it to your wife and kids to eat, bring your cat to prove you've got one.' Off he goes to get his cat.
The next week the martian goes into the shop with a shoe-box covered with a towel. 'Can I help you?' asks the shopkeeper.
"Put your hand in there " said the martian.
The shopkeeper slips his hand under the towel and feels around in the box...squelch, squelch. 'Well, ' said the shopkeeper 'What do you want?'
" Two toilet rolls please!"
2007-01-20 11:56:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For those who did n't get it ..the martian had brought some poo to prove he needed the toilet paper....give me strength!!
2007-01-20 22:16:11 · update #1
funny but I still think its racist so I`m gonna report you.........lol
2007-01-20 12:04:02 · answer #1 · answered by OhSimonsBinDrinkin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before, except it was an old lady, didn't say what race, and basically he'd say "no, you will go home and eat it, bring it in and prove it" the only new thing for me was the punchline
2007-01-20 12:06:55 · answer #2 · answered by sonic_pros 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serves the shopkeeper right!
2007-01-21 06:09:59 · answer #3 · answered by christine p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i've heard one very similar to this but its an old lady not a martian
2007-01-23 00:56:33 · answer #4 · answered by leannexfairy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its was OK.Did that thing inside that box gave the shopkeeper some organism or something, because it sounds like that he/she just played WITH himself/herself or something and that can only be possible with a Martian.man, now that is irony mine stranger.
2007-01-20 12:13:41 · answer #5 · answered by BullShit Man 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is so grossly funny! 12/10 lol
2007-01-20 13:08:10 · answer #6 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Was that a Martian with one antenna or two antennas? Did it have one eye or three eyes?
One antenna and/or three eyes, would be racist.
(What was in the box? )
2007-01-20 13:54:38 · answer #7 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh Yuck, very funny.
2007-01-20 12:04:07 · answer #8 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those Americans are nuts eh...?
2007-01-20 12:06:32 · answer #9 · answered by Merovingian 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad mate
2007-01-20 21:31:47 · answer #10 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋