Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money" she replied.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the hell out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
2007-01-20 11:53:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-20 11:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the jokes. Usually the degrading of men and women pisses me off, but your jokes were actually funny. 8/10 =)
2007-01-21 01:46:47 · answer #2 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a little bit funny...it was okay...not the best in the world, though.
2007-01-20 11:57:24 · answer #3 · answered by Dee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, those were great! I especially loved the grape one, so true!! :D
2007-01-20 12:05:54 · answer #4 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL good ones!
2007-01-20 12:11:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's good
he heee
2007-01-20 12:32:45 · answer #6 · answered by annie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haa haa... "I'll miss you..." hee hee
2007-01-20 12:22:40 · answer #7 · answered by alwaysconfused 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha....lol
2007-01-20 12:07:54 · answer #8 · answered by :) his girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋