An old Cowboy sat down at the bar & ordered a drink. As he drank a young woman joined him & asked "are you a real cowboy?"
He says "Well I spent my life Breaking colts, working cows, bailing hay, doctoring calves working on tractors so I guess I'm a Cowboy"
She replied " I'm a Lesbian, I spend my whole day thinking about women, when I get up in the morning, when I shower, when I watch TV even when I eat. It seems every thing makes me think of women"
They sat in silence, a man joins the Cowboy & asks "are you a real Cowboy?"
Cowboy relpies 'Well I thought I was but I just found out I'm a Lesbian"!!
2007-01-19
11:04:27
·
11 answers
·
asked by
bejay
4
in
Jokes & Riddles