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Seriously, they visit my bedroom at night and steal my shorts.

2007-01-19 11:05:01 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music Comics & Animation

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These gnomes; do they live on skid row...

2007-01-19 11:31:38 · answer #1 · answered by Joe Schmo from Kokomo 6 · 1 1

Yes! They may even read this reply. You need to go down to your basement and talk to the toilet troll who owns "Ye olde Shite Shoppe" and buy invisible gnome traps. Make sure you place two in each drawer and one in the washer and dryer. If you have hampers you will need to get the magic string to catch them.

Recipe:

Take underpants gnome halve.
Add lemon and butter and garlic.
Cook till done (meat will pull easily off bone)
Slap yourself twice and turn around thrice.

For added spice were underpants on your hear as a chefs hat. This will get them excited right before you halve them and add to the flavor.

2007-01-19 19:16:15 · answer #2 · answered by EATTHEAPPLE 3 · 1 2

it sounds like a serious case of cockroaches. If they're big enough to wear your pants, get the **** out!

2007-01-19 21:09:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

they stole over 7 pairs of socks of mine

2007-01-19 20:44:48 · answer #4 · answered by Gandalf 6 · 1 1

Step one: get your shorts back
Step two: I don't know
Step three: profit

2007-01-19 19:12:58 · answer #5 · answered by detatchedandderanged 1 · 1 1

oh yeah i way belive you one is in my house that steals socks

2007-01-19 19:12:28 · answer #6 · answered by undercovernudist 6 · 1 2

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