In re: to CREATIVITY,can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more that includes these movie quotes??

Question

1. Fasten your seatbelts. We're in for a bumpy night.
2. If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
3. She gave me a bunch of %$## about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
4. Okay...two words...IN. SANE.
5. It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.
6. I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Answer 1

“Hi there, my name is Sonja De Villa, and I am going to be your stewardess on Air There flight 108 from San Diego to Acapulco today” I said on the airplane speaker. I proceeded with the safety information that FDA requires and went over what the feature film was going to be. So far it is starting out as a typical flight which would be nice as I can feel a headache coming on and the last thing I want is trouble. I instruct the passengers to put up all luggages and to sit upright in the seats and to please fasten your seatbelt. We’re in for a bumpy night I think to myself as two babies begin to cry loudly.

As we taxi down the runway, I sat down in the stewardess chair, buckled up and give a silent pray that everything goes smoothly. No matter how many times I go through a take off, I still get very nervous and I found myself digging my nails into the arm rest of the chair. Once we were in the air, the pilot gives the signal that seat belts can be removed. I started to unbuckled my belt when I heard “Hello Sonja”.

I looked up and to my surprise there stood Erick Disherman the class president, football quarterback, and most popular guy from high school. Talk about being dumbfounded I couldn’t do anything but stand there looking stupid. I don’t know what I was more surprised about, him being on my flight or him remembering me, or the fact that he had lost almost all of his hair. I had a real crush on him since junior high school but I was one of the brainy kids that the popular kids ignored. We never even talked to one another even though our paths crossed often. Now after all these years he was standing here talking to me.

“Sonja you haven’t aged a bit” he said while smiling down at me. “Hello Erick, nice to see you again” I said. “What beings you on Flight 108” I asked. “My family and I are going to Acapulco for my brothers wedding”. If you have a moment, come with me to meet my wife Amy and my son Jacob. Yes, and if I’m not back in five minutes…wait longer I think to myself, but who am I fooling, this guy is married and has a family so what harm could there be?

We get to the first class section I almost died as there sat Amy Grisham the one person who made my life a living nightmare in high school. She was trying to comfort one of the screaming babies and I have to admit it made me happy to see her so flustered. Of course the fact that she gained a considerable amount of weight and her hair looked like an over processed Brillo pad also helped. When she saw me I knew she recognized me immediately and she started blabbering something. It must have been the blank look on my face as she gave me a bunch of %$## about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention. All I know is okay…two words…IN. SANE is what I thought. The most popular guy ends up with the crazy fat lady with a screaming kid. Serves him right as he could have had me if he would have played his cards right. It’s amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy when you think about this kind of stuff.

I told them I hope they have a good flight and a wonderful time in Acapulco as I excused myself and started on my rounds. As I walked down the aisle, I noticed a very handsome Air Force Lieutenant sitting by the window in a row all to him self. “Lieutenant, I’m desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets” I purred. “Do you have the time to explain this to me” I asked sweetly as I flirted with him shamelessly. “Of course it will take longer than this flight so why don’t we meet for dinner and I will tell you everything I know” the Lieutenant says as he writes his name and cell phone number out for me. Yes, this is certainly going to be a flight that I remember for a long time.

Answer 2

Hello All, I'm Raziel Angel of Chaos. I'm createor Chaotic Inc. I would like for you all to work for my corpration, because all you have skills, that can be deemend as chaotic. Now I know most of you are thinking (4) "Okay.. this guy in two words is IN SANE" but let my tell you that's not the case here. My last employes I had wiped out. They didn't meet my standards. As I was beheading one of former employees " I (5) Its amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy" No one tries to sell chaotic secerts to my competiors.

Mrs. Stevens. After looking at your resume, you look like you could fill the spot of my former secertay. (3) She gave me a buch of $$$$$ about me not listenin gto her, or something, I don't know I wasn't really Paying attention." Any way I had her beheaded. I hope you won't give me lip. Mrs Stevesn.

I did halfy, but I have to live if I had a little more time, I could make it better.

Answer 3

As usual the night duty shift was short of manpower and besides myself as Sergeant, there were only eight other officers to cover our 'patch'. As it is one of the busiest areas of North London, we should have had a minimum of fourteen to cover all eventualities. As I gave out the different duties to the officers, their refreshment times, read the necessary informations, there was an air of expectancy amoung the troops. 'By the way, Charlie, I'll join you and Jane in the back of the area car for an hour or two' I instructed Charlie, the Driver and Jane the radio operator. I felt that I just wanted to get out of the office for a few hours.

Three quarters of an hour later, there I was in the back of the car. Within seconds a call came out 'suspects on premises', not far from us. 'Yes Skipper' Charlie asked me 'Why not' I replied. 'Well then, fasten your seatbelts. We're in for a bumpy night'. Nought to sixty in less than six seconds - Geeze - I was thrown back into the seat with about three G forces.

We arrived first at the scene, and as I ran towards the rear, I called to Charlie 'If I'm not back in five minutes....wait longer!'. I knew damn well that when Charlie has the bit between his teeth, he hears nothing - he is in fact on auto pilot. Three minutes later, Jane came running around the corner and called me 'Your radio is not working Serge, you are needed around the front. Charlie is in a bit of bother'. 'Not again' I thought 'I hope to God he has not kicked down the wrong door like last week. That took some squaring-up'.

At the front door I was confronted by a right dogs-dinner. There was a big East End girl, in a see-through dressing gown, but thankfully her nightdress was good old fashioned flannel, she was having a right go at Charlie. 'What happened Officer' I said to Charlie 'Sergeant' he was all official 'when I stopped that man over there who was leaving the house, she gave me a bunch of %$## about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. I was too busy with him'.

I looked at the woman and suddenly I recognised her. The problem was that she also recognised me 'Oh my dear, if it's not my favourite Sergeant, Mr. Robbins, what are you doing out on the streets' she asked. 'Glad to see that you are keeping it indoors Gladys' I nodded toward the man over by the other police car, 'Punter' I asked. 'Business is business Mr. Robbins, a girl has to live' she purred. 'OK. Charlie' I called 'let him go. We are not going to hear anything more of this Gladys' I asked. 'Naw, you know me Guvnor - no problem'. 'Cheers Gladys' I nodded to her 'I owe you one'.

When we got back into the car and drove off, Charlie was the first to speak 'Cheers Skip, but you never cease to amaze me. One minute she is ready to tear my eyes out, the next she is eating out of your hand. How do you do it' he asked. 'Don't ask me Charlie' I tried to explain, 'it's impossible. Okay...two words...IN. SANE'. 'There is one thing though' I continued 'It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy'.

'Too many long words for me Paddy, oops, you didn't hear that Jane' Charlie was actually apologising 'Sorry Serge'. 'Can I ask you a question though' he continued. 'Go ahead Chas, as long as it is not embarassing' I laughed. 'Yeah, why do you always wear a helmet and never a flat cap' he asked in a serious tone. 'For the simple reason Chas, that I am extremely proud of it, that's why' I answered in all seriousness. 'Some of the lads say' Jane, who is known to be very shy, was joining in 'it's because you have a pointed head'. Charlie let out an 'OOOOOoo Jane'. I just laughted.

'Talking about helmets, Chas' I asked 'I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets'. 'Don't know the answer to that one Serge' Charlie replied. 'I wouldn't mind if it was a Jewish Kamikaze pilot' I queried. 'Why is that Serge' Charlie asked. 'Well, they had a habit of crashing their planes in their own scrapyards'....................... Charlie just forgot all protocol and answered me 'Piss off Paddy, you twit'. OOops..