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2007-01-19 12:59:02 · 26 answers · asked by PogieLuke 4 in Polls & Surveys
you just don't give a damn?
2007-01-19 12:58:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
My boyfriend is watching wrestling at the moment and I just saw this guy hit another guy with a chair. I know this happens often. His new WCW playstation game has hammers and other nasties. If you were a wrestler, what weapon would you use on your opponent?
2007-01-19 12:58:30 · 4 answers · asked by xxyy 2 in Polls & Surveys
2007-01-19 12:57:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-01-19 12:57:52 · 4 answers · asked by College Kid 5 in Music
Whether one is "shipwrecked" or just plain "wrecked", perhaps the following words of wisdom might help one stay at or near the surface.
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself lashed to the bar.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.
SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.
2007-01-19 12:57:47 · 18 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Polls & Surveys
where can i download the song of yura yura the full song you answers realy helps Thankyou ^^
2007-01-19 12:57:14 · 4 answers · asked by Adam Dan 1 in Comics & Animation
been bitten by a turtle?
2007-01-19 12:56:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Where's the good weed in Northwest NJ? Any ideas please help a stoner out.
2007-01-19 12:56:34 · 2 answers · asked by Meighan27 2 in Other - Entertainment
i need songs for my ipod and i can't think of any more. I like r&b,rap,pop,hip-hop
2007-01-19 12:56:14 · 12 answers · asked by *♥*Tink*♥* 3 in Music
2007-01-19 12:56:12 · 8 answers · asked by smegal69 1 in Comics & Animation
One little piece?
2007-01-19 12:56:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-01-19 12:55:25 · 41 answers · asked by dee d 2 in Magazines
Youre holding all your items when, you drop one of them. Its a 3 liter of coke and the top explodes off of it and begins shooting all over the people in front of you. As you bend over and try to catch the coke, a loud roll of thunder comes barrelling out of your bu tt. what do you do?
2007-01-19 12:55:20 · 42 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Polls & Surveys
Who do u like better, Ashley Tisdale or Vanessa Hudgens?
2007-01-19 12:54:54 · 11 answers · asked by MSS 3 in Celebrities
Whether its at home or work?
2007-01-19 12:54:53 · 15 answers · asked by ChrissyLicious 6 in Polls & Surveys
It goes like this.
pain.... I would rather feel pain that nothing at all.
It plays on a rock/ adult alternative station!
2007-01-19 12:54:37 · 6 answers · asked by Rhianna 3 in Music
I dont feel like listing all i know but whoever gives me the most gets best answer.
2007-01-19 12:54:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music
There may be a fifth....my daughter named Hercules
2007-01-19 12:53:57 · 8 answers · asked by Grundoon 7 in Comics & Animation
Do you steal food from people when they aren't looking? or ever done that?
:D
2007-01-19 12:53:40 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-01-19 12:53:02 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation
ok i have a HUGE problem! Seriously please take the time to read this!
My friend made a website for our schools theatre group. Most of the Blogs and things were not allowed to go on at school are blocked. However for some reason the site he made wasn't blocked. So i went on and commented it from Info Tech Class...I got this crazy comment back from someone saying they were a PSD Administrator (school district administrator)...just read it and tell me if you think it's Real or a Joke! Seriously i'm really freaked out!!! Please help!!
_____ (my name<<) said...
Yeah so once again wasn't me... I'm in Info Tech @ school...This class stinks!!!
Posted January 18, 2007 08:09 AM | Reply to this comment
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PSD Administrator said...
______, this has broken the Parkland AUP. Your info-teacher will talk to you Monday and your account will be suspended.
Posted January 18, 2007 04:03 PM | Reply
2007-01-19 12:52:52 · 12 answers · asked by Got_a_question? 4 in Polls & Surveys
2007-01-19 12:52:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
give me a funny answer, as the king of zebras, I desire an origianal answer, do not fail me, else my pack of disturbed wild flamingos will eat baby koalas out of your eye sockets...
2007-01-19 12:52:40 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
A black guy goin to church... No im not racist and I think that was funny i dont mean to offend anyone but i think every joke is funny even the blond jokes and im a blond.
is a good blond joke how do you confuse a blond? tell her to pee in the corner of a circlular room. do you know how a blond confuses you? she tells you she peed in the corner!!!
2007-01-19 12:52:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
2007-01-19 12:52:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
I was watching "Hurt" by Christina Aguleira and I don't understand what it's about.
2007-01-19 12:51:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music
Oprah founded a school. Why haven't the other Black SuperStar Celebrities, Atheletes or Elite Balck Politicians? Would their disposable income be enough to save the Black Childern from having to be educated in these torn down Public Schools?
2007-01-19 12:50:18 · 8 answers · asked by slipperysson5 1 in Celebrities
2007-01-19 12:49:54 · 8 answers · asked by Carlos 1 in Magazines
2007-01-19 12:49:47 · 7 answers · asked by KatzPlace 6 in Celebrities
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