Youre holding all your items when, you drop one of them. Its a 3 liter of coke and the top explodes off of it and begins shooting all over the people in front of you. As you bend over and try to catch the coke, a loud roll of thunder comes barrelling out of your bu tt. what do you do?
2007-01-19 12:55:20 · 42 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yall are great thankyou. i needed to laugh!!!!
2007-01-19 13:01:53 · update #1
thank all of you for helping me laugh!
2007-01-20 02:13:02 · update #2
Say sorry that you caused such a mess and that the coke bottle caused a lot of noise (the noise was really me farting)! I would hope people would believe me.
2007-01-19 13:00:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a fellow gas bearer i have some tips.
First some background knowledge on me farting
1. i fart about 5 times a hour
2. most of my farts are sbd (silent but deadly) not heard. i make them this way because i can sense when they are coming
tips on control-
The key to controlling your gas is to know when it is coming. You can usually feel it creeping up your butt to be let out so here is a list of what to do if you feel that.
1. tighten you butt cheeks- it will hold the fart in. this is hard bent over so it will help to quickly stand to do this trick.
-i find that i fart most after changing position sitting to standing (standing to bending
2. Although it may seem gross wedge your fingers into your butt. It will stop the fart which will go back in and turn into a sbd
Worst comes to worst it comes out and it is loud and everyone hears it. Say excuse me and hope you never see the people around you again.
Other techniques:
poop frequently- helps to rid of gas
muffle the fart with another noise (ie. drop the coke bottle again)
pretend nothing happen- people around you will not say much usually and will not always know who farted.
Good luck and happy farting.
2007-01-19 13:10:00 · answer #2 · answered by Answerfinder1360 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't bend over to pick it up i'd just let it explode and if i've been standing there for 15 mins then that means that i'm pretty pissed and to have my pop explode all over me doesn't help any...
2007-01-19 13:00:05 · answer #3 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wipe it off quick, get my issues and desire i by no ability see those human beings back! a million time regardless of the reality that, my sister and that i have been at Kmart... and a touch one sneezed and eco-friendly snots got here out and the dad is going... "oh boy!" , we concept it became hilarious, we couldn't provide up ouselves from giggling! in basic terms htought i might want to share.
2016-10-15 11:33:38 · answer #4 · answered by xie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh
-Fredo
2007-01-19 13:00:32 · answer #5 · answered by Alaina 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jump on the conveyor belt after dropping everything, and run out the door.
2007-01-19 12:59:11 · answer #6 · answered by JACQUELINE T 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That wouldn't happen to me. If I go to the store and get 15 items I get a cart.... besides I don't drink Coke. YUCK!
2007-01-19 13:01:06 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Sir 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
just smile and apoligize for the coke. as for the fart pretend it never happened. ( that's what I do ) ! You sound like you have a good sense of humor,I bet you handled it well.
2007-01-19 13:08:12 · answer #8 · answered by mojo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask someone to get you a new unexploded bottle of coke.
2007-01-19 13:13:19 · answer #9 · answered by Smokin' Dragon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You stand up and give the person behind you the stink eye as if it was them that let one rip. then you mutter "could a held it in, sheesh!"
2007-01-19 13:01:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋